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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Zwarte Piet"

Original Song Title:

"Must Be Santa"

Original Performer:

Mitch Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Must Be Zwarte Piet"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Who comes around to the Netherlands?
Who comes around in the Netherlands?
Who has a sooty face and hands?
Who’s got a sooty face and hands?

Sooty hands, Netherlands
Must be Zwarte, Must be Zwarte
Must be Zwarte, Zwarte Piet

Who makes ol’ Jesse Jackson gripe?
Who makes ol’ Jesse Jackson gripe?
Who is a racial stereotype?
Who is a racial stereotype?

Stereotype, Jackson gripe
Sooty hands, Netherlands
Must be Zwarte, must be Zwarte
Must be Zwarte, Zwarte Piet

Who’s dressed in Renaissance attire?
Who’s dressed in Renaissance attire?
Who leaves sweet goodies by the fire?
Who leaves sweet goodies by the fire?

’Ssance attire, by the fire
Stereotype, Jackson gripe
Sooty hands, Netherlands
Must be Zwarte, must be Zwarte
Must be Zwarte, Zwarte Piet

Who long ago once was a slave
Who long ago once was a slave
Till old Saint Nick his freedom gave
Till old Saint Nick his freedom gave

Was a slave, freedom gave
’Ssance attire, by the fire
Stereotype, Jackson gripe
Sooty hands, Netherlands
Must be Zwarte, must be Zwarte
Must be Zwarte, Zwarte Piet

Een, twee, drie, vier
Vijf, zes, zeven, acht

Was a slave, freedom gave
’Ssance attire, by the fire
Stereotype, Jackson gripe
Sooty hands, Netherlands
Must be Zwarte, must be Zwarte
Must be Zwarte, Zwarte Piet

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