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Song Parodies -> "It's Snowing Down In Texas"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Mitch Miller

Parody Song Title:

"It's Snowing Down In Texas"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

A former student of mine earlier this winter claimed that the state of Texas had outlawed snow! It's a shame Mother Nature has such little respect for the law! ;D

Oh, it's snowing down in Texas -
Chilly noses, frozen ears.
It's been the biggest blizzard
That they've had in thirty years.
There's a fluffy cold white blanket
That is covering the earth -
Almost thirteen inches fallen
Down in Dallas and Fort Worth!

Folks are stranded at the airports.
There are snapping power lines.
This must be quite unusual
In Tyler and Grapevine.
There's a lot of white in Longview,
In Payne Springs and Nacogdoches,
And it's so deep in Dallas that
There are snowshoes on the roaches!

There is much more snow in Texas
Than at the Olympic Games.
And the so-called experts tell us
Global warming is to blame!
Now the Lone Star State will dig out,
It will be a mighty chore,
And the record snows of Texas
Made a monkey of Al Gore!





Hey Winter - Y'all come back now, y'hear!

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Mark Scotti - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Tarnations! Doesn't that snow know well enough to "Steer" clear of Texas! 55.5 degress to melt it!
Andria - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I have some friends in Texas who were totally taken by surprise with all the snow. Lately, it's been 55 to 60 degrees and either sunny or pouring down rain where I am, and you wrote a good parody of a good song. 5s.
2Eagle - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Texas is so much farther south than Los Angeles and is hotter than heck all year. Is that a first?
John Barry - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
It only it would stay buried.
YellerRosie - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Great write, Lord 0PrimeRib ! This should be published somehow for the Great State to hear, Sir !
TX Fiddlegirl - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
It wouldn't be so bad if the snowflakes didn't keep dampening the teased-up hair! ;) 555 Stetsons (and LOL @ Mark Scotti)
Phil Nelson - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Apparently it even snowed in Florida (my state) this year! 555's
Meriadoc - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Every morning that I get up to shovel out my long, steep, *&^^$#! driveway so I can get to *@@&^@! work I pray for some of that global warming...

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