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Song Parodies -> "The Parody Beast Mashup"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"The Parody Beast Mashup"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

The Parody Beast is Dead! Long live the beast! Well, not yet, but it's time to take it back in time to some of my Best Parodies in a Mash Up that you will not miss! Enjoy!
1. Unknown Power Of Guitar Hero
(Spoken) This was the 6th Parody on the site, and was about the hardest track in Guitar Hero History. You know I'm talking about "Through the Fire & Flames" by DragonForce. It was so hard, I had to Parody Cosmic Power Of The Infinite Shred Machine by the same artist who did this song. Here it is, enjoy.

Guitar hero was magic and mystery!
It was a path to search and play guitars loudly!
Fast and fuelled, to the thought of the insanity!
But you thought we had spent our lifetime playing......

Making through time, harder to play.
Through The Fire And Flames.
It was hard through our lifetime.
It was the sign of our true mastery!

A truthless help, the hardest hope!
A facing breed for you to home!
And now this track's the terra prime!
The true power of hardest fight!
Don't just stand alone at the hurdle!
The hardest of mankind!
A truthless help, the hardest hope!
The Hardest Track In Guitar Hero History!!!!!!!!!

When you play this, your worlds collide.
There's no help here, so you play now to your hard truth!
Now the power to face what you left behind.
The goal is near but you still play like a pro.

Must play alone when you're in the zone!
You are one power machine.
Set the path through the fire and flames.
Blazing like fire through the note streak!

A truthless help, the hardest hope!
A facing breed for you to home!
Because this track's the terra prime!
The true power of hardest fight!
Can they stand alone at the hurdle?
The hardest of mankind!
A truthless help, the hardest hope!
The Hardest Track In Guitar Hero History!!!!!!!!

This track's a abyss out here in the space.
The hardest track yet, Guitar Hero face up!
By face of the hard note their note streak will burn!
But some man have tried it but they have now yearned!

A truthless help, the hardest hope!
A facing breed for you to home!
You think this track's the terra prime?
Well it's too powerful for your might!
Don't just stand alone at the hurdle!
So now you're up to fight!
A truthless help, the hardest hope!
The Hardest Track In Guitar Hero History!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02. Undetected
(Spoken) The next one, I thought it was going to be "They Had to Pull Blue Story From Cinemas" but that news was long gone. So my next parody was Undetected based on a song by Unintended by Muse. Hope you enjoy it.

Couldn't be so undetected!
Choice to get out of this business!
You could be the one I'll always shut.
You could be the one who makes up all my worst defections.
You could be the one that is not one.

I'll be there as soon as I can,
And I'll get you in the business of the people I assure!

I now know what was challenged!
Glad I couldn't get my balance!
I was not thinking I wasn't true.

Couldn't be so undetected!
Choice to get out of this business!
You could be the one I'll always shut.

I'll be there as soon as I can,
And I'll get you in the business of the people I assure!
I'll be there as soon as I can,
And I'll get you in the business of the people I assure!

Get out you!

03. The Story Of The Old Town
(Spoken) And so we go back to the time of the Old Town, which I parodied in April 2020. So, let me tell you how it went down....

You know, the story wasn't true
and the stories that were old in the news
Were too much off the bar of saloon
So you want to know how it went?

They had to break bullets! Bullets!
Now they shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Alright now, they took down the entire town!
Took it down! Now the Sherrif's mad!
He hates this place!
Now he is mad!
Now he is sad!
What happened?
Took the place!
Ruled the signs!
Ran the mile!
Told the law!
Arrested them!
Hold boundaries!
Now they fell!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT!
The sheriff's total mad!
He has no place to play
The old town's out!
The old town's out!
And there'll be no new town!
Cause it, cause it, cause it's out!
Yes it's out! Yes it's out!
Yes it,Yes it, Yes it's out!
Bad luck! Yes it's out!
How much, how much will it take?
Will it take? Will it take?
How much, how much will it take?
How much will it take?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none!
Let's go back to the start!
They had to break bullets! Bullets!
Now they shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Alright now, they took down the entire town!
Took it down! Now the Sherrif's mad!
He hates this place!
Now he is mad!
Now he is sad!
What happened?
Took the place!
Ruled the signs!
Ran the mile!
Told the law!
Arrested them!
Hold boundaries!
Now they fell!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT!
The sheriff's total mad!
He has no place to play
The old town's out!
The old town's out!
And there'll be no new town!
Cause it, cause it, cause it's out!
Yes it's out! Yes it's out!
Yes it,Yes it, Yes it's out!
Bad luck! Yes it's out!
How much, how much will it take?
Will it take? Will it take?
How much, how much will it take?
How much will it take?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none!

Yes there really is no town at all!
Yes there really is no town at all!
Now the people would not go all the town up
So they took down the big road!
Cause there really is no town at all!
Yes there really is no town at all!
They're facing financial prepare
So the town can repair
So what will the people think this?

04. We're Going To Steal From The Rich
(Spoken) That last parody, it wasn't real. Now you may think it's Christmas since I'm doing this parody in July 2022, but this parody is Robin Hood like in any way. Here it is.

The heist will not fail
We got it prepared
We're going to steal
Money including the spare!
Cause we're going to steal from the rich!

The rich and the poor
are in need of the dosh
We'll take all we can
From the richest clients
Cause we're going to steal from the rich!

The Sheriff Of Nottingham
take things as they now please
If they call this a stealing path
We'll try to let that pass!

As we take from the rich
And give to the poor
We'll be Robin Hood
and take it all on!
Cause we're going to steal from the rich!

The Sheriff Of Nottingham
take things as they now please
If they call this a stealing path
We'll try to let that pass!

As we take from the rich
And give to the poor
We'll be Robin Hood
and take it all on!
Cause we're going to steal from the rich!

YES WE'RE GOING TO STEAL FROM THE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05. We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Rejected Lyrics)
(Spoken) Now staying in that neck of the woods, here are the rejected lyrics to We Wish You A Merry Christmas!

It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

Turkey is the main event here,
Turkey is the main event here,
Turkey is the main event here,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

Don't let go of the ribbon now,
Don't let go of the ribbon now,
Don't let go of the ribbon now,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

06. Adidas Boot at JD
(Spoken) Now In June 2020, I did the First Parody on JD Camden. Now this is the 2nd parody I did that month, when you look too far into a Adidas boot. Here it is, so you can see why this is.

There's a Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a spoiler alert with the best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a spoiler alert with the best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

There's a stone in the shoe called the spoiler alert with the best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a stone in the shoe called the spoiler alert with the best of the best side of player in the tie in with the box with the Adidas boot at JD!
There's a Adidas, There's a Adidas,
There's a Adidas boot at JD!

07. It's Time To Rob This
(Spoken) Spolier alert! There will be a new parody exclusive to this mashup, so don't miss it! Now let's go to 2nd of November 2020 for this one as I parodied Looks Like We Made It by Barry Manilow. Hope you enjoy it.

There you are
Looking just the same as you did last time I touched you
And here I am
Close to getting tangled up inside the thought of you
Do you love him
As much as I love her
And will that love be strong
When old feelings start to stir

It's time to rob this!
Cause we're going our own ways
As we rob the bank
It's time to rob this!
You know what we do today
Don't you just stay there, do it there!
And it's time to play the game the way we'll take it!

Loves so strange
Playing hide and seek with hearts and always hurting
And we're the fools
Standing close enough to touch those burning memories
And if I hold you
For the sake of all those times
Love made us lose our minds
Could I ever let you go

Prepare to rob this!
Cause we're going our own ways
As we rob the bank
It's time to rob this!
You know what we do today
Don't you just stay there, do it there!
And it's time to play the game the way we'll take it!
Oh, I'll take it!

(Instrumental)

We went and robbed this!
Now police are on the way
Don't prepare to run!
Oh yes, we robbed this!
I had something else to say
Cause police are here, off to jail!
We won't remember what we did for the credit!
We can't take the gold!
Oh my, we're out here!

08. Don't Escape Me
(Spoken) Not just yet, you parodists! We're going in to February 2021, where I parodied Felix's Don't You Want Me. By the time this mashup was produced, this song is 30 years old. So prepare to dance your heart away, but don't escape the lord!


Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord...

Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord...

Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord...

Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord...
You can't run and hide now!

Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....

You can't run and hide now!

You can't run and hide now!

You can't run and hide now!

Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....
Don't escape me
Don't escape me
Don't escape the lord....

09. Bury, Bury, Bury
(Spoken) And so we look back at all that was donated to the Holy Tree. Be warned, this one is a Extended One, not shown on this site, with a few new rounds.

Bury, bury, bury! Lord personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Mad personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Bad personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Dead personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Sad personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Gang personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Haunt personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Glad personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Tang personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Lan personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Bang personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Can personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Tram personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Fan personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Land personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Pan personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Rang personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Pol personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Fan personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Fool personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Dam personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Trad personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Pole personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Jang personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Olan personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Dalm personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Mand personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

Bury, bury, bury! Soul personnel almighty!
All Thy works shall be donated to the Holy Tree for thee
Bury, bury, bury; it's a new religion!
And those three Persons, celebrate your fee!

10. Killer
(Spoken) That, my friends is the end of my mash up. But there is one song I'd like to end with, and that is this from February 2022. I hope you enjoy it, and goodbye.

My plan,
is nothing to be defeated at.
So be it.
I don't just have nothing to do.

Kill all.
Kill all of the creatures inside me.
I said kill them.
They think that it's over, but no.

You're next!
You prefer to be in my trap?
That's right.
Prepare to face all your fears.

Killed you?
You think to deter and defect me?
I think you're a liar and I think you're a cheater.
So run away or you will die!

Oh my!
Your life IS NOW MINE! Yes, I feel it!
There's nothing to get me and there's no-one to kill me.
So now I have no other life!





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