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Song Parodies -> "Disney's Woke!"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey Mouse Club March"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Disney's Woke!"

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The Lyrics

I see that that the Purple Kangaroo is blowing its horn from The Poison Sumac Tree of Rainbow! Someone has pulled the cover off of Disneyworld and sordid isn't even a description. Mickey Mouse is in a trenchcoat, Daisy is actually Donlad identifying as female, Huey, Dewet and Louie are doing things to Pluto, Goofy is attracted to 'Daisy'... and Him-Derella is dating Snow POC. I have nothing against the LGBTQ folks. Consenting adults not breaking the law = None of my business. However, Disney theme parks are FOR kids, not so adults can prey on them. When a child pornography sting nets five Disney employees, that means a law is being broken somewhere... so it is my concern. Now I know why my parents didn't want to take us there.
Disney's Woke!

Sung to the Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song

Gay There, Bi There, Go There?
We're as Rainbow as can be!
Disney's Woke! Up in Smoke! Time for us to flee!

Though we love the children
We'll embrace perversity!
Disney's Woke! A Sick Joke! Take your kids and flee!

Disney's Woke!
Don't Say Gay!
Disney's Woke!
This to Say!

Perversion is okay if you are
Gay! Bi! Dyke! Why!

We'll dance to hell with mincing steps!
As screwed up as can be!
Disney's Woke! (With Pedo folks!) Shield your Kids and Flee!

Disney's Woke!
Disney's Woke!

We'll invade your kids' mental spaces!
Shove adult sexuality in their faces!
Time for massive Pedo choking!.

Who's the Groomer of the club,
That preys on kids you see?
Disney's Woke! (With Pedo Blokes!) Massive misery!

'rasts and 'philes and 'vores will cheer
The Disney feast is free!,
Disney's Woke! (Hope they go broke!) Kid's aren't prey you see!

Disney's Woke!
(No Kid's Spared!)
Disney's Woke!
(Don't take them there!)

Degradence like this? It needs to
Die, Die, Die, Die!

Come along and sing THIS song
From Disney you'll be free!
Disney's Woke! (And Blowing Smoke!) Time for us to flee!

Disney's Woke!!
Disney's Woke!!
Disney's Woke!! Run Away!

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Pacing: 4.7
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CML - May 16, 2022 - Report this comment
I was dabbling with something along these lines .. S-I-C-K-E-Y .. M-O-U-S-E .. Forever let us hold our freak flag high. But you've got it wired
Libby - May 17, 2022 - Report this comment
...Wonder how many of those Disney employees have Matt Gaetz in their phone logs.

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