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Song Parodies -> "Violent Night"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Violent Night"

Parody Written by:

Adam David

The Lyrics

A few years ago, in a fit of "Bah, humbug", I penned a collection of anti-carols for an "Alternate Christmas Songbook". Here is one of them.
Silent night, holy night. Santa’s locked up safe and tight.
Leather straps bind his arms and his legs. Even his fingers are held down with pegs.
In his padded room. In his padded room.

Christmas day, I heard them say, Santa set out on his sleigh.
With his list of the girls’ and boys’ ever increasing demands for toys.
“I’ll show those greedy brats! I’ll show those greedy brats!”

In the sky, flying high. A manic twinkle in his eye.
Sprinkling napalm all over the snow. Fiery death raining down on those below.
Shoppers dropping like flies. Shoppers dropping like flies.

In the school, foaming drool. Up in the bell tower his aim held true.
Gunshots echoed throughout the town. It took fifty troopers to bring Santa down.
What a crazy loon. What a crazy loon.

Silent night, holy night. Santa’s locked up safe and tight.
Grinning insanely from ear to ear. “They won’t forget what I gave them this year!”
So sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in heavenly peace.

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Total Votes: 6

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Timmy1000 - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Very demented - best Christmas story since South Park did "Red Sleigh Down".

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