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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Raider"
Original Song Title:
"Drunken Sailor"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"Drunken Raider"
Parody Written by:
Red Rebel
The Lyrics
What will I do with a drunken Raider?
What will I do with a drunken Raider?
What will I do with a drunken Raider
Early in the morning?
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Early in the morning
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Early in the morning
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Early in the morning
Take a Swatter to his skull
Take a Swatter to his skull
Take a Swatter to his skull
Early in the morning
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
What will I do with a drunken Raider?
What will I do with a drunken Raider
Early in the morning?
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Shoot him in the head with a .44
Early in the morning
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Drop a frag grenade in his pocket
Early in the morning
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Slit his throat with Pickman's Blade
Early in the morning
Take a Swatter to his skull
Take a Swatter to his skull
Take a Swatter to his skull
Early in the morning
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Weigh-heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning
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