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Song Parodies -> "You are My Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"You are My Sunshine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"You are My Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon, my local grocery stores have stopped restocking eggnog! Just bought my last gallon! Sell by date is Jan 9th!!!
You are my eggnog, my precious eggnog
You make me happy during late holidays
No one knows, I fear, how much I love you
Please don't take my eggnog away!

At night, I'm fond of drinking
A cup of Southern Comfort charm
If you think alcohol, you are mistaken
They make eggnog also with pride


But now it's dreary January
And if you ask me, it's a shame
That I'll have to wait until October '16
To buy my sweet eggnog again!


Please don't take my eggnog away ;-(

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Patrick - January 08, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember a local bakery that turned out the most wonderful Irish soda bread, but only for a couple of weeks in March. With all the specialty stores out there, I hope you can find a year-round source for your favorite nog.
Jonathan - January 08, 2016 - Report this comment
I feel your pain man where I live it's commonplace for the stores to only carry eggnog from October to January and then I have to wait for October all over again! "sigh" well it's fun while it lasts! I myself am on my last carton of Southern Comfort sell by date: January 13th! 5's
Rob Arndt - January 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I live in Cali, so I can get a lesser brand year round, but it's crap. My favorite is Southern Comfort too. Best around! I'll check Walmart today to see if any is left. No grocery stores carry that brand anyway.
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Rats! All gone already! Back to exotic sodas from BevMo and Chia from Sprouts!
Patrick - January 09, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember buying up the entire Kansas City metro supply of Blue Potato chips a couple years ago. Only one store in Westport carries them, to my knowledge. Ever try Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda?
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2016 - Report this comment
No Patrick, but I'll look for it next time I go to BevMo or Exotic Imports (food and beverages section).
Jonathan - January 09, 2016 - Report this comment
I'll have to check my local Walmart to see if by some miracle they still have my nog on my next trip if not then it'll be back to Diet Pepsi Tea & Water for me...
Dear Me - January 10, 2016 - Report this comment
^ another bitter vegan who dislikes eggnog because it's both eggs & dairy?

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