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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Blow Up"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Grow Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Blow Up"

Parody Written by:

Rob H

The Lyrics

I won't blow up

I wont blow up (I wont blow up)
I don't really wanna die (I don't really wanna die)
I don't care about the virgins (I don't care about the virgins)
They can stick them in their eye (They can stick them in their eye)
If blowing up means I would be
as dead as dead as dead can be
I'll never blow up never blow up never blow up
not me

I won't blow up (I won't blow up)
I don't care about Jihad (I don't care about Jihad)
And I won't go to gitmo (And I won't go to gitmo)
In a nude male pyramod (In a nude male pyramod)
I'm starting out to question why
any terrorist just has to die
I'll never blow up never blow up never blow up
not I

We won't blow up (We won't blow up)
It's really not our thing (It's really not our thing)
we'd rather go out dancing (We'd rather go out dancing)
we'd really rather sing (We'd really rather sing)
We really have to question why
any one of us just has to die
we'll never blow up never blow up never blow up
Not I, Not you, Not us, not me, no way!

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