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Song Parodies -> "Get to the Loo"

Original Song Title:

"Skip to My Lou"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Get to the Loo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I suppose that every AIR parodist at some point will have to write a toilet-humor song and this is my entry. LOL!!! The OS is about Love and this is about a BM!!! Enjoy!!! For anyone that doesn't know what a Loo is outside of Europe- its the Crapper/John/toilet. I suppose on the Continent it would be WC for Water Closet, but I chose Loo instead. Loo comes from the old term Room 100...
Ate a big meal, bowels are full
Ate a big meal, bowels are full
Ate a big meal, bowels are full
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

A Toilet or Restroom, drop my stool
A Toilet or Restroom, drop my stool
A Toilet or Restroom, drop my stool
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

Not DIARRHEA! What’ll I do???
Not DIARRHEA! What’ll I do???
Not DIARRHEA! What’ll I do???
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get to the Loo, no fartin'

Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get get, get to the Loo
Get to the Loo, no fartin'
[fading out:] Get to the Loo, no fartin'
[fading out:] Get to the Loo, no fartin'
[fading out:] Get to the Loo, no fartin'
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 14

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WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't forget to put the seat down! LOL!! :-D Three 5's skipping to Yoo! :-)
Old Man Ribber - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - A real Loo Loo! ;D
2Eagle - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/childrenssong1.shtml You can't go wrong with a poo song. (The code is CBM.)
Rob Arndt - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
2E, TY for that hilarious song, I gave you a 555 on it... yet I have never seen such a diverse amount of ratings for one song. You have marks in all columns!!!
Annie - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
LOLOL I remember liking this song as a small child :) But back then I didn't know what the song meant or what/who loo was. I just knew it was a catchy, fun song. Now that I'm older (29) I have a better idea of what a loo is, since I like British-related things. And being partially British myself :) 555 Rob! :) No farting indeed. You don't want any nasty surprises with it.
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Annie! I think everyone at some time resorts to toilet humor...
Rob Arndt - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
I think the new 2015 version would change a line: Get to the loo, no shartin' !!!
Annie - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Definitely :) I've done a couple of toilet related parodies myself lol. Sometimes you just have to resort to it haha. Yours and 2Eagle's parodies are hilarious. And you don't wanna shart. A mess you don't want to clean up.
vAnn - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
this smells ;)

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