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Song Parodies -> "Winx Club, Winx Club"

Original Song Title:

"Baa baa Black Sheep"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Winx Club, Winx Club"

Parody Written by:

Allycat

The Lyrics

Winx haters ONLY. If you don't like, don't waste your time commenting on something you don't like a GTFO. Once again, for Winx haters, because not EVERYONE likes Winx, morons...-_-'
Bloomy, Bloomy, have you no shame? You're a bad example for the female race. You have no brain and a bad leader you are. That's why, mary-sue, you shouldn't be the star.

Stella, Stella, miss stereotype. You're so vain, you know I'm right. You are annoying like your loser friends, and that is why your life should end.

Musa, Musa, stop showing off. You suck at playing music and your singing makes me cough. I'll call Alice and she'll kill you in your sleep. Hey, I'm doing you a big favor, so don't weep.

Flora, Flora, you should know by now, nature don't love you, stupid cow. Even I know your magic is fake, and you should just go and drown in a lake.

Tecna, Tecna, you don't know technology, you think you're smart, but as you can see, you haven't done anything good in quite a while, so your butt should be kicked to 5 miles.

Layla, Layla, you can't dance, someone should really cut off your hands. You can't fight and you're a beyonce wannabe, you should get stung by a million bees.

Roxy, Roxy, even though you're just new, I have to say I hate you, too. I'd like you better if you didn't join the Stinx Club, but sadly, you did, so go choke on a sub.

Icy, Icy, you know you're not smart, you're not a good villain and you don't have a cold heart. So stop saying you do, you big poser witch, you should get killed by Bellatrix.

Darcy, Darcy, your powers suck as well. Just do me a big favor and just go to hell. Not even your sisters love you, but I couldn't care less, and I definately hate the way you dress.

Stormy, Stormy, what's up with your hair? Seriously, it's starting to give me a scare. You should be tied up to a kite, so you can begin your life-threatening flight.

Blondy, Blondy, I think the name is Skye, I know you love Bloom, so you must be high. You are really useless and your sword fighting sucks, just go get attacked by gooses and ducks.

Brandon, Brandon, stupid squire. You're a major idiot and a womanizer. We caught you flirting with that girl at the FMB. For that, you deserve a broken knee.

Riven, Riven, you Sasuke wannabe. Loner boy, go die, in front of Musa so she can see. Don't care if wails, whines or faints. All I know is your girlfriend is someone I hate.

Helia, Helia, you're no poet. Your ropes are over-used, and you know it. When you kiss Flora, I wonder if you get lip fungus. You're cliche so just go die, you won't be missed.

Timmy, Timmy, I have to say, you are also a total cliche. The nerd image is way over-done. Watching you get a seizure would be so fun.

Nabu, Nabu, good thing you died. Now I could get on with my pride. Watching Layla cry over your death is way too funny, sorry I had to say that, hunny.

Winx Club, Winx Club, that stupid show. It's just about stupid fairies battling against weak foes. The series is too rediculous for me, I'd rather eat bark off a tree.

Fangirls, Fangirls, flame me all you want, but I have my own opinions so suck on that. If you weren't so obsessive, you may have not ruined the show This song is really long so I have to go.

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fangirl - November 10, 2010 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!
awesomesmiley12 - July 12, 2012 - Report this comment
The parts about Stella,Bloom,Techna and Icy were so funny! (8D)
Suggestion - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
If you are a winx club hater,Read This: There's this page called I hate WINX CLUB on Facebook. What to do if your a winx hater and come across the page I mentioned 1.Log in to facebook. If you don't have a facebook account yet, click Sign in and make an account. 2.Click "like" on the page. 3.Post your songs from AmIright.com page onto facebook if you like (Optional). What 2 do if your'e a Winx hater and you're NOT allowed on facebook: 1.Post this on 5 different songs or ANY Winx Club game on Nick.com,or Make a winx hater blog and use this as 1 of the comments and (hopefully) the Winx Club will go off air.
Awesomesmiley12 - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Vote 5 on overall score and how funny if u think the winx club sucks.
WinxHater101 - December 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Yup, Icy is totally a poser witch. Who's ever heard of a witch who can fly? For heaven's sake, Icy and the rest of the Trix, get yourselves killed by the savage Death Eater Bellatrix.
Blablabla74 - December 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank you for making this song, Allycat! Stinx Club sucks and always will.
WinxHater101 - March 15, 2014 - Report this comment
I hated the Winx from the start. I'm sorry to say that i grew obsessive of it for a while, but afterwards i hated it. show-offs! and btw, why does everything have to end with a n X? Bloomix, Believix, enchantix, charmix, magix, sirenix, harmonix, blablabla. it's pathetic. Bleeeeeech!
WinxHater101 - May 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Three words: I. HATE. WINX CLUB. It's so stupid and they are such show-offs. my friend told me about winx club, and i was like, NOT INTERESTED.
AwesomeUnlikeDaStinx - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I LOVE THIS SONG Stinx Club is a COMPLETE rip-off of W.I.T.C.H., MLP, Puppy in my Pocket, and who KNOWS what else. So glad there are so many dedicated haters out there. Rock on! BTW, HAVE A GREAT SUMMER!
Jessica - May 13, 2016 - Report this comment
What the Hell do you mean with ripoff of W.I.T.C.H, MLP, Puppy in my Pucket? Okay first of all. Winx is not a ripoff of MLP. Winx was made 2003 and MLP was made 2010. So it's probably the other way round who copied it... Winx and other Magical Girls were NEVER trying to be ripoffs of for example "Sailor Moon", EVER! Just because a show contains a main protagonist group that has sparkly & pretty transformation sequence does NOT automatically mean its triyng to rip off an old classic like Sailor Moon or W.I.T.C.H.. Haven't People forgotten that there were OTHER magical series BEFORE Sailor Moon etc. was ever made? -_- Oh, and by the way, stupid song.
Jeff - May 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Everything Jessica said was a lie. It doesn't matter when something comes out if it borrows heavily from other shows. Winx steals too many themes from multiple shows of that type. And it's obvious. Sailor Moon is classic, Winx is garbage.
Me - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
If you allwant are winx club haters, how the f*** do you know so much about the series??

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