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Song Parodies -> "My Brother In Drag"

Original Song Title:

"The Varsity Drag"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"My Brother In Drag"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

There have been many memorable versions of The Varsity Drag since it was written in 1927. One of the best was performed by Peter O'Toole (!) in the film The Ruling Class. I made this up on Friday night while playing a gig...and, unlike most of my job/karaoke improvs, I actually remembered it! ;D

Came home tonight -
What a surprise!
Oh what a sight
Burned through my eyes!
What the hell's my brother doing in drag?

Wearing high heels,
Black formal dress,
Tan panty hose -
Oh, what a mess!
Holy Moses! He's the ugliest hag!

Mom and Dad
Are going mad!
They don't know what to do!
Ha! Ha! Ho!
My little bro
Now is my sister, too!

Makeup and rouge,
Hideous wig,
Uses lipstick -
Still is a pig!
He's a tranny - that's my brother in drag!

I'm glad that none of you saw the dance steps I was doing while singing and playing this. ;D

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
The Ruling Class!!!" what a great film! Dressing you the the fives....
Christie Marie M - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Move over, RuPaul, another drag's come to town! You now have a brother lady! 555!
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
This must've been a hit! fives
FIddlegirl - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ lipstick/pig line! :) 555
That Explains A LoTT - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness, gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

555, and now a word from our sponsors:
but as with anything else, you can always skip the commercials. ;)
TJSienna - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
He ain't Bev'ly
He's my brother!

Now is that the trom- or the sham-bone yer playin at, OMR?!
John Barry - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Brother, this is good!

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