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Song Parodies -> "I'm Dreamin' Dolly Would"
Original Song Title:
"Hooray For Hollywood"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Dreamin' Dolly Would"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm dreamin' Dolly would
Tho' hist'ry tells us she's Miss Polly Good
She pops the top off her plus-ample bustline,
Declares they're just mine,
Displays mammoth mounds of tan.
The scene grows hazy, I'm waxin' crazy
Ain't no Patrick Swayze, but I'm her man
I'm dreamin' Dolly would
I'm wolfish bare, and she's Red Riding Hood
Restrains me to her bed with silver handcuffs,
And other planned stuffs,
As kinky as no ho could..
One lucky fan of she..a blissful fantasy
I'm dreamin' Dolly would..
I'm dreamin' Dolly does
She's teasin' with a pleasin' sexy buzz
Takes off her long blond wig
And does a cute strip,
Lets her pant suit slip,
To show a low nip of fuzz..
Spawns an enormous thrill
That makes me warmer still,
I'm dreamin' Dolly does..
I'm dreamin' Dolly would....
I'm dreamin' Dolly would
Do me as only Dolly could
She's hotly intimate, and max-romantic
I nearly panic..
To be the one that she chose..
Just love her accent,
And she don't lack scent
Flowered fragrance..like a spring mountain rose
I'm dreamin' oh so good..
Don't wanna' wake up, tho' I know I should
On job, been nappin,
Then strange things happen,
I'm in her film, "Nine To Five
I become Dabney Coleman
Duct taped..a lousy role, man
So long to Dolly would..
Shattered to bad, from good
Tho' hist'ry tells us she's Miss Polly Good
She pops the top off her plus-ample bustline,
Declares they're just mine,
Displays mammoth mounds of tan.
The scene grows hazy, I'm waxin' crazy
Ain't no Patrick Swayze, but I'm her man
I'm dreamin' Dolly would
I'm wolfish bare, and she's Red Riding Hood
Restrains me to her bed with silver handcuffs,
And other planned stuffs,
As kinky as no ho could..
One lucky fan of she..a blissful fantasy
I'm dreamin' Dolly would..
I'm dreamin' Dolly does
She's teasin' with a pleasin' sexy buzz
Takes off her long blond wig
And does a cute strip,
Lets her pant suit slip,
To show a low nip of fuzz..
Spawns an enormous thrill
That makes me warmer still,
I'm dreamin' Dolly does..
I'm dreamin' Dolly would....
I'm dreamin' Dolly would
Do me as only Dolly could
She's hotly intimate, and max-romantic
I nearly panic..
To be the one that she chose..
Just love her accent,
And she don't lack scent
Flowered fragrance..like a spring mountain rose
I'm dreamin' oh so good..
Don't wanna' wake up, tho' I know I should
On job, been nappin,
Then strange things happen,
I'm in her film, "Nine To Five
I become Dabney Coleman
Duct taped..a lousy role, man
So long to Dolly would..
Shattered to bad, from good
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As Roy O. would croon it, "... Only in dreams, beau-ti-ful dre-e-eams." Or nightmares, with that Dabney Coleman waker-upper. Here're some compensatory 5s.
Bust size 555DDD!!!!!
My first "exposure" to Dolly was back during her debut on the Porter Waggoner Show. She plugged Breeze(?) Detergent - which each box contained a free glass. She would hold the crystal piece in front of her ample bosom and drawl in that unmistakable voice (I swear!) "They're a treat, but you can't buy them!" ;D
Great song - you probably thought this would get nice and kinky until you got the duct tape treatment.
. . . I'm just so tired of you starin' down my dress, while I'm pickin' up the pencils you purposely scatter to the floor ! You should be ashamed of yourself ! . . . But I guess you need to be taught manners, Sir ! That's why we girls are here to teach you some, . . Cute story about a very good comedy, Dear Dolly's Best !
Well, hello Dolly!!!...You got my attention!!!...555!!!
There's nothing like Dolly wood.....great parody!
Thanks, Stan, Mark, OMR...yeah, remember that ad..the full spiel was something like, "And ya' cain't buy 'em..ya' kin only git 'em in boxes a Breeze.." and thanks, Timmy, Dollpolly..good quote from the film, and thanks, Leo, and blackjack..
*Whew*... my 1st thought upon seeing the title was of Dolly the sheep! (Too much time with TT?) ;) (j/k, Tommy pal o' mine)
Good Golly, Miss Dolly!!! I echo comments above! Bustin' with 555's!!!
Good stuff
Thanks, Fg...Christie, and Phil
If you ever get your chance with Dolly, make sure you don't do any more napping on the job
Thanks, Andy...true...and good add-vice
F.G. - Shame on ewe!! ;)
Hi AFW,
yet another great parody. I just wrote a new
parody, it should be posted in the next day or two. And have just written my 12th song with my collab from soundclick.com, Mr. Billy Flack, a singer/songwriter of over 30 years.
I am posting the direct link to his artist page. If your computer permits, or if you know someone whose computer will permit, please go to his artist page and give a listen to some of our songs.
Again well done. 555
sorry I forgot to post the link in my last post.
here it is.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_music.cfm?bandID=715577
Hi Carol...good to hear from you, again...On the link...I'll try, but I'm still limping along with an old pc, and have aol dial up...frequently crashes and freezes up...
Dear Mr dial-Up . . . . I so wanna know . . . . please, Mr Dial-Up . . . There's a PC waiting out there, waiting to take my cares . . .
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