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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Push"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

Say, I don't know if I ever smelled good enough
Cause a hand just flushed me.
And I'm looking at the cave I'm going in.
And I don't know why the man had to really shove.
He only had to trust me.
I would have really tried to give
But instead he got angry.

Well, this ain't over
Oh not yet.
Not while I still hold the ground.
You can't hold me,
Do not chance it
Yes, this just might feel good.

He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
I wanna make your ass panic
I'm gonna make your ass panic
Yea, yeah, well I will.

I say, I don't know why you ever would've cry for me
I think you a little bit rusty
Now I think this is really going to hurt you.
Hurt so bad that you'll never ever stand to pee.
Never stand having me in you.
And this pain ain't ever going to change.
But it'll be a little bit dirty

Well, don't just stand there
You just do one thing for me
Please be seated, and take a poo
You can't hold me
And you can't chance it.
Yes, I can start to feel it fall.

He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
I wanna make your ass panic
I'm gonna make your ass panic
Yeah, yeah, well I will.

Don't flow the toilet bowl over
Just wait a minute, well it's
Starting to fall apart
This is getting crazy, crazy
Don't rush it baby, baby.

He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
He wants to flush me down, round & round, round & round.
I wanna make your ass panic
I'm gonna make your ass panic
Yea, yeah, well I will.

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