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Song Parodies -> "Beware of Loose Women"

Original Song Title:

"Beware of Blonde Women"

Original Performer:

Marlene Dietrich

Parody Song Title:

"Beware of Loose Women"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Second version of her song in "Der Blaue Engel" (The Blue Angel) from 1930.
Beware of loose women
Nicest racks and smooth buns
On street corners, here and there
As a John, you might not even care

A cute “trip around the world” can be fun
But from their puss--s, you’d better run
Beware of loose women
STD infection!!!

Beware of loose women
Nicest racks and smooth buns
On street corners, here and there
As a John, you might not even care

A cute “trip around the world” can be fun
But from their puss--s, you’d better run
Beware of loose women
STD infection!!!

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AprilBowers - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
My Mama's favorite singer, Marlene was an elegant lady.

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