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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Kroger"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Baby"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Kroger"
Parody Written by:
Ander DesChenes
The Lyrics
Mr. Kroger, slip a contract under the tree, for me.
I've been a loyal employee.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, a dollar per hour raise too, will do.
I will ratify it.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Think of all the bills I'll miss.
Think of all the customers that will be pissed.
A five year contract would be oh so good,
If you'd aprove our contract wish.
Boo doo bee doo.
Mr. Kroger, I wanna fulltime spot and really that's
Not a lot!
I've been a hard worker all year,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, there's one thing I really do need, a contract...
with a nice pension package,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, I'm gonna be voting tonight, to strike,
Accept our contract tonight,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Come on don't replace me,
With some cheap labor off the street.
We really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in us!
Boo doo bee doo.
Mr. Kroger, forgot to mention one little thing, health insurance..
Yours really does suck.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
I've been a loyal employee.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, a dollar per hour raise too, will do.
I will ratify it.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Think of all the bills I'll miss.
Think of all the customers that will be pissed.
A five year contract would be oh so good,
If you'd aprove our contract wish.
Boo doo bee doo.
Mr. Kroger, I wanna fulltime spot and really that's
Not a lot!
I've been a hard worker all year,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, there's one thing I really do need, a contract...
with a nice pension package,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Mr. Kroger, I'm gonna be voting tonight, to strike,
Accept our contract tonight,
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Come on don't replace me,
With some cheap labor off the street.
We really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in us!
Boo doo bee doo.
Mr. Kroger, forgot to mention one little thing, health insurance..
Yours really does suck.
Mr. Kroger, and hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
Hurry cause I don't wanna go strike!
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