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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cry For Me, Marge and Tina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Marge and Tina"

Parody Written by:

Diddims

The Lyrics

Another day in the life of the gay community... **most of whom* *pass as "straight"*, *living ordinary, everyday lives**... this actually happened to me, trying to explain to a somewhat anti-gay friend, although the story is significantly changed here.
This won't be easy, you think me strange
As I try to explain how I feel...
But I still need your love after all that I've done...
Won't you believe me...?
All you can see is a boy you know, gay,
And though I'm dressed up to the nines,
I'm not femme and not butch are they...

I had to let it happen, I couldn't change...
Couldn't stay all my life here with girls...
Looking out to the sidewalk, gawking at some guy's buns...
So I chose freedom,
Running around, trying every guy, free...
O, men are the best of them all...
I didn't expect them to be...

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina...
The truth is I never left you
Although with wild gays,
My mad existence,
You are my friends still...
Don't keep your distance...

And as for females, all of those femmes...
I never invited them in...
Though it seems to the straights, they're what should be desired...
They are illusions
And not the solutions they promised to be...
I knew I liked men all the time...
I love you and hope you love me...

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina...

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina...
The truth is I never left you
Although with wild gays,
My mad existence,
You are my friends still...
Don't keep your distance...

Have I said too much?
What other ways are there so I can convince you...?
And, I see, that I must kiss my boyfriend...
You'll see that all of it is true....

Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina...

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Meriadoc - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! We did something similar a few months back, about a straight guy who discovered the two girls he'd been dating were lesbians...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/madonna10.shtml
Royce Miller - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I love your title, very creative idea.
Paul - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
It doesn't compare to the Goodies.
Dr Dave - August 11, 2019 - Report this comment
"Original performer Madonna"? Julie Covington and Andrew Llyod Webber would be interested to hear that having recorded it about 20 years before Madonna did. The Goodies did a parody called "Don't Cry for Me Marge and Tina" long before Madonna got near the original song too.

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