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Song Parodies -> "Porn On My Puter"

Original Song Title:

"Tears On My Pillow"

Parody Song Title:

"Porn On My Puter"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS lyrics here. Video here. Somewhat-related parody of same OS here.

I hope my wife don't see
My pics accumulate
They're labeled, "Art Gall'ry"
I look, and m*****b**e.

Porn on my puter
Drives hard drive hard
Turns me blue,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh....

If she should find a nude
My head, decapitate
Because she's such a prude
I wank and whack to sate

Porn on my puter
Must not depart
Stuck like glue!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Love this nifty gadget
Internet play-toy
I don't have someone to love
But still, I can enjoy!

To see this sexy crew
And each is looking great
Her rack: I gladly jack
And wish she were my mate

Porn on my puter
Vein in my hard
Caused by "View"

View, ooh, ooh, ooh, ....
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
[repeat until you finally fade]

Was lucky enough to see them live in concert, still beltin' 'em out well into their sixties. ... TT has a Secret Way To Hide Art Gallery From Significant Other, of course. Details available on request. © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
A sweet OS digresses to anal decents!! 555 pop up blockers...
AFW - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Just porn to do a parody...edgy and funny
UnKnownVO - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Now I know why I named you, Sir, SenorTaTa . . . !
Andy Primus - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
recreated the angst of the OS well
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti: That's one "pop-up" I'd rather not block, if ya get my drift... :) thanks Mark!
AFW: thanks ... "Porn To Be Wild"?
UnKnownVO: And so right you were! ... thanks for v/c, UKVO!
Andy Primus: Thanks!
alvin: yeah, i think anthony and i had the same underlying problem :) thanks for v/c, alvin.
YoScript - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Vibrant vibes my friend.... and LOL your M. Scotti comment!
Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Dug the "drives hard drive hard" line in your parody! The first time me (then 16) and my bro (then 14) discovered porn was when we were still in high school. We actually played this adult PC game called "Leisure Suit Larry" series which included porn most of the time. I echo all comments above! 5's!
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
YoScript, thanks! ... and glad ya liked the reparty (repartee, but re-party seems, oh, more apr0npros)
Christie Marie M: Thanks for picking the author's fave line, too! Shame on you and bro for viewing porn while minors -- TT didn't see it until he was at least 11 -- and, uh, what did you say was the URL of that game? :-) Thanks for v/c, CMM!
Andria - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I too discovered porn by way of Leisure Suit Larry, and I was 15 years old at the time. Great parody, and I believe that Leisure Suit Larry is not available for online play like the classic Apple games are, most likely due to its adult content. It is for DOS, not Windows, Mac or Linux systems, btw. 5s.
Tommy Turtle - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria: Thanks for v/c, but, uh, isn't DOS text-only, in black and white? ...doesn't sound like much fun lol.! Where does one obtain it? ... thanks again for v/c.

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