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Song Parodies -> "Smears On My Pillow"

Original Song Title:

"Tears On My Pillow"

Parody Song Title:

"Smears On My Pillow"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS lyrics here. MIDI here.
You don't care much for me
I have the hots for you
Deal with it secretly
Not much else I can do

Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh,

If we could rendezvous
I wouldn't hesitate
I'd rather be with you
Than be with "Mr. Bait"

Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh

Making love's ecstatic
Making love's a joy
I don't have the one I love
Just artificial toy

If you and I were two
I swear I'd treat you great
I'd always be on time
I'd never Jack you late [1]

Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh



[1] Make of this line what you will. (Try saying it quickly.)

© 2007 Tommy Turtle.

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Matthias - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You know Master Bait, too? Nice guy!!!
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
heartfelt...well, SOMETHING felt, anyway
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
There's hopeless romantics, and then there's just plain hopeless. And then there's me for Catherine. And then there's Stuart for Angelina. And then there's YOU. That's five, isn't it?
Yoidy - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Smears for tears. Sticky 5s!
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotta hand it to ya' for this one...five fingers
Rex - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Biography of the young Mr. Clinton? 555
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Would I be right in assuming that you've not had the joy of Busted over on that side of the Atlantic? It's just I've done a "Crashed the Wedding"/"Washed the Bedding" parody that reads a bit like a sequel to this one ;-)
Ann Hammond - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You got me laughin on this one
PMS - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This song wanks right up there!!
Tommy Turtle - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias, unfortunately... seems we both do... thanks.
alvin rhodes, Michael Pacholek, Yoidy, AFW, Rex, Ann Hammond, PMS (lol!), thanks.

Phil Alexander: Correct that I DK "Busted", but I DK most current groups... Take these advance Fives on that title switch alone (lol!), and looking forward to the parody.
Cat - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh. My. God. I am DYING, Tommy. Absolutely brilliant innuendo/punnery! Oh, and I do know this OS, but only because it was the dance scene in Grease. Oh well.
Meriadoc - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep. It was about what I was afraid it was gonna be about... :-P
Tommy Turtle - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Cat, thanks :D. ... I tried to post a response yesterday (along with a couple of songs), but everything from my end seems to have gotten lost in cyberspace. Anyway, one of your songs gave me an idea a while back, and now that you're here again, it should post next day or two.

Meriadoc: (lol) thanks :)

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