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Song Parodies -> "Gimme, Gimme Coca Crop"

Original Song Title:

"Shimmy, Shimmy, Ko-Ko-Bop"

Parody Song Title:

"Gimme, Gimme Coca Crop"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

The coca bush has become the leading cash crop in certain South American countries, apparently because its leaves yield an extract called "cocaine". "Keys" is believed to be underworld slang for "Kilograms", or, as our Britishhe frienddes sayye, "Kilogrammes". "Hold" = cargo storage compartment of a ship.
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop

Sittin' in Co-lum-bi-a, suitcase in my hand
Bogus bottom brims with bucks, couple hundred grand
Along came a native guy, greasy, with moustache
Opened up my suitcase then, showed him all my cash

Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop

Snatched a sample from his sack, felt my hand a-tingle
Smoked it all as freebase crack, let the vapors mingle
Doled out dealer's dirty dough; Said, "I'll take it, please"
Gave me goodies gangsters grow, fifty freakin' keys

Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gonna sell my coca crop, hope he's not a cop

Harbor henchmen hoist his haul; hull has hidden hold
Smuggle into USA, turn it into gold
Sell in seamy seaside shops, pay me "through the nose"
Snort it 'til a membrane pops, or a vessel blows

Goin'
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop
Gimme, gimme coca crop
Gimme, gimme crop.......



The original song, which is sometimes misspelled as "...Coco Bop", might be here. The foregoing is a work of fiction, for entertainment and satiric purposes only. Any similarity to actual persons or events is strictly coincidental. The author wholeheartedly disapproves of the persons and events described herein. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   1
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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
terrific concept and fun to sing along with
John Barry - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Harvest this crop of fives.
AFW - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Quality stuff, here..5's
Tommy Turtle - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, John B., AFW, thanks.
Michael Pacholek - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
An Imperial effort. As the author of "With Help From My Little Friend," I know: Forst, you get de base song; den, you get de pacing; den, you get de fives.
TT - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael. True, true.
Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool parody, fives
TT - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry, thanks.

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