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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)"

Original Song Title:

"America The Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Katharine Lee Bates

Parody Song Title:

"Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Completes the Patriotic Palinotic Trilogy, along with the parodies of "God Bless America" and "The Star-Spangled Banner". OS lyrics, all eight (8) verses (with some repeats), here. MIDI here. Version 2 is very pretty and scans perfectly -- check it out! (No lyrics to the 12-second intro.)

O beautiful
Curvaceous thighs
Long, wavy chestnut hair
Twin pink-tipped mountains'
Gracious rise
And perky derrière

O, Sarah P.,
O, Sarah P.!
God shed His grace on thee
You've done more good
For Sisterhood
Than Oprah, Hillary!

O beautiful
For cheeks so sweet
For skin so soft and fair
For shotgun rack
Prevent attack
No one would ever dare!

O Sarah, Hon,
Take care of John
I hope the vote's for thee
You've done more good
For Sisterhood:
Ferraro, Nancy P.!

O beautiful
Alaskan sky
With Russia 'cross the sea
No terrorist
Would ever try
Their cr*p on Sarah P.

I thee adore
And fear no more
Bin Laden on the loose
You'll hunt him down
From town to town
And shoot him like a moose!

O beautiful
For tender lips
For eyes so brown and clear
Bright smile sparkles;
Shapely hips
Specs never looked so dear!

O Governor,
O hear my plea,
Please come and govern me
You look so good
You give me wood
Here to... e-ter-ni-ty!

No more Palinodies, no more politics at all. Check this space tomorrow for something completely different! (Hint: There's a clue here.) © 2008 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

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Jason - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Great work TT. 555
McKludge - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
OK, I'll be looking for some 200 related parody tomorrow.
TJC - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautifully poetic, each stanza, er, climaxing, on just the right note. And congrats on your looming, close-enough-to-taste Terripunny Bi-sendup-tenial!
alvin - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
captured the reverence of the OS quite well
2Eagle - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
She really inspires parodies. Keep them coming.
MasonR - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
What 2Eagle said!
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason, thanks..
McKludge and TJC: You guys actually *read* the outro and its link? Wowww.... thanks for climactic v/c, guys.
alvin: i salute you, sir... thanks alvin
2Eagle and MasonR: But I *promised*!... thought maybe folks were gettin' tired of this topic.... ok, maybe in a coupla' weeks? ... give her ... I mean, give *it* a break :) Thanks for v/c, 2E and MR.
John Barry - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
A true love song.
Red Ant - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Great one, TT. Who's going to be the first to write a Sarah Palin parody entirely in "Palin"-dromes? Or one to Heart's "Barracuda"? =) 5s
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
First Palindrome: "Palin! Mom in lap." I'm sure you all can do better, though. :)
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
..."Palin, I'm in, I lap!" A nice parody, TT, for a gal who really didn't know how hard it would get.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, Tommy, but now that I'm back, all pro Pale-in-comparison parodies get triple ones.
AFW - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect spoofing and pacing
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
John Barry, thanks.
Red Ant, nice ta see ya! Clever idea/pun... I'd like to "ride" the "hump" of this drome-dary. Thanks Jack!
Agrifmorfee: First one, not srif. Second one srifs perfectly! A man, a plan, her canal -- Palin, a ma! Thanks Agrimorfee :)
AFW, thanks.
BR> Michael Pacholek: Were I to sink to your level, I'd go back and 3x1 every one of your parodies, regardless of pacing or cleverness, whose message I didn't care for, which is 90% of them, including politics, baseball, and the Wyoming Elf, Arwen (sheesh). But I don't care to lower myself, and so won't. I just ignore them. (I'm hoping this was some prankster using MP's name, and that the real MP will disavow this immature flame.)
Red Ant - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Good to see you as well, TT. I haven't been around here much lately, so it was good to catch one of your works. Now, for some tactlessness for which I have become semi-famous (notorious?):

Mike: Your 1 vote here is as wasted as one for McPain/Failus. Vote however you want, but failing to at least acknowledge the excellent technical aspects of this piece (i.e., pacing, rhymes) more or less voids your opinion on parodies, which is a sad thing given how many of them you've written and commented on. What's worse is that in your zeal to slam Palin, you missed the point of this parody, which is not pro-Palin, but a clever, if not slighty hormonally juvenile (in a good way, TT =)) satire about her. Some parodies are wholly deserving of triple 1 votes, but this isn't one of them. Last thought: if Sarah P was the centerfold of a skin mag instead of VP, you'd be tossing more than 1 votes.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
No disavowal. This election is too important for me to apologize. And if she were the centerfold of a skin mag, that mag would soon, pardon the pun, fold. Maybe you haven't noticed the wrinkles around her eyes. She's only 44? I ain't buying it, but then, she lies about everything else, why not her age? The only thing she makes me toss is my cookies.
Read His Lips - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Pacholek, you didn't answer a single point that Red Ant raised about your vote and technical quality. Figures...
Below Average Dave - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I also have to add that I don't think she's very attractive myself, not that she's ugly, but I though everyone beating around the bush (pun intended) on her non-ugliness to the point they make her sound pretty was kinda funny in it's own right. I'll admit, for a politician she doesn't look bad, but she's no model in my eyes--of course one could argue a million ways as to why I don't find her attractive, but I don't. TT, I don't know this song well enough to vote yet, I'll try to get around to it, but I'm moving soon-so sorry buddy. . .BTW, not that it matters, but Red Ant, your parody of the McCain ticket (McPain/Failus) was really funny, and more creative than a lot of the other more obvious political parody names I've seen over and over (McSame; Palaint; Obamessiah; Demoncrats; Republicants; McLame; etc. . .man all these Mc(Insert words) are making me a little hungry-which is weird because I don't care for McDonald's)
Tommy Turtle - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave: She looks a lot more attractive if you stand her next to H. Clinton LOL :-) . Seriously, beauty is in the eye of the beholder; to each his own, etc. But enough of the public apparently perceive her as attractive to make it a worthwhile parody topic. Thanks for stopping by, old friend.

BTW, took a quick look at your site bio info. You want to move either to Canada or Chicago, but not clear where you're living now. Just curious: If you're born or reared in the USA, you're not familiar with "America, The Beautiful"? Not knocking ya, just that it's a US classic since long before all of us were born, learned in elementary school, etc., so, curious. Hope the move went well -- TT.
UnKnownVo - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr T, the lipsticked " Sarahcudda" is indeed quite an attractive woman, at least by the comMENtary I hear in norCAL, as well as from the Knighthood on this webSite, Sir !
TT - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
UnKnownVo, thanks for the input. Thank goodness it's a free country -- sort of -- so far -- and everyone can have their own tastes, including BAD. Thanks again for stopping by.

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