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Song Parodies -> "Won't Stop Eating"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop Believin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Journey
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Stop Eating"
Parody Written by:
David Jensen
The Lyrics
"Won't Stop Eating"
Such a short round girl
Looking like a mini world
She ate a ton of grains and she just don't care
Such a pity boy
Eats so much it is no joy
She ate a ton of grains and she just don't care
A Zinger quickly she consumed
The smell of fries soon fill the room
She'll be eating well into the night
Pounds go on and on and on and on
Straining her jeans
She's become a tumblelard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peach pie eat whole
Wash it down with fresh Carnation
Go back to fridge for a bite
She says it's hard to get her fill
While munching on a pickle dill
Eating everything from rolls to rice
"Its dinner time"
Breathing in, then she chews
Eat a big can of cashews
Oh her eating never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Straining her jeans
She's become a tumblelard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peach pie eat whole
Wash it down with fresh Carnation
Go back to fridge for a bite
Won't stop eating. Hold on to that Ring Ding
Peach pie eat whole
Won't stop eating. Hold on
Peach pie eat whole
Won't stop eating. Hold on to that Ring Ding
Peach pie eat whole
Such a short round girl
Looking like a mini world
She ate a ton of grains and she just don't care
Such a pity boy
Eats so much it is no joy
She ate a ton of grains and she just don't care
A Zinger quickly she consumed
The smell of fries soon fill the room
She'll be eating well into the night
Pounds go on and on and on and on
Straining her jeans
She's become a tumblelard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peach pie eat whole
Wash it down with fresh Carnation
Go back to fridge for a bite
She says it's hard to get her fill
While munching on a pickle dill
Eating everything from rolls to rice
"Its dinner time"
Breathing in, then she chews
Eat a big can of cashews
Oh her eating never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Straining her jeans
She's become a tumblelard
Marshmallows fluffy and pure white
Peach pie eat whole
Wash it down with fresh Carnation
Go back to fridge for a bite
Won't stop eating. Hold on to that Ring Ding
Peach pie eat whole
Won't stop eating. Hold on
Peach pie eat whole
Won't stop eating. Hold on to that Ring Ding
Peach pie eat whole
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I often roll my eyes when I read some of the parodies here because alot of people don't know what the hell they are doing. You, sir, are NOT one of them . Not only was this funny, it matched the pacing to a tee, which should be a big compliment, since alot of folks on this site have no rythm whatsoever. Good Job.
i don't see parodys from u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's dinner time" LOL!
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