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Song Parodies -> "Malnutrition"

Original Song Title:

"Intuition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Malnutrition"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

A note: this is not to poke fun at people with eating disorders. I wrote this at first to make fun of a particularly picky friend who refused to eat anything we gave her one night. So please, don't hurt me if you think it's offensive. It's not even very good!
I'm just a skinny girl
In a high fat intake world
I really try to understand
How to stay thin for my man
I can't eat no burgers, fries
Even salad goes to my thighs
When I go out for some food
Eating things just seems rude

It's not hard to undereat
Just follow this simple feat

Follow your weight
Your malnutrition
There's no need to call a dietician
Let go of your pounds
Use malnutrition
It's going around
Just follow your weight baby

You look at me
but you're oh so sure
I'm not eating anymore
I'm thinner than a magazine
Call me slender, not string bean
If you take me for a meal
I promise I still won't eat that veal

Follow your weight
Your malnutrition
There's no need to call a dietician
Let go of your pounds
Use malnutrition
It's going around
Just follow your weight baby

You got weight that the world wants you to burn
Sell your snacks
Don't turn back
You got weight that the world wants you to lose
You'll love thin
Feel no sin

If you want me
Let me starve
I promise
I've no hunger pains
Uh, uh, uh

Follow your weight
Your malnutrition
There's no need to call a dietician
Let go of your pounds
Use malnutrition
It's going around
Just follow your weight baby

Just follow your weight
Your malnutrition
There's no need to call a dietician
Let go of your pounds
Use malnutrition
It's going around
Just follow your weight baby

Follow your weight
Your malnutrition
There's no need to call a dietician
Let go of your pounds
Use malnutrition
It's going around
Just follow your weight baby

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Jeff Reuben - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad
ruth46 - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, except for one thing: this should not be in miscellany. The original song is a current hit (as of July 2003), so it goes in the two thousands.
Jeremiah McGlothin - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn, you beat me to this parody. I've been wanting to do something with this since it came out. Good idea too.
ChocolateTurtle - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I made one called "Goin' Fishin". Yours is better. But I'm putting mine on my own website.
papichris - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm actually tearing laughing at this. It was really funny
KaviR - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE IT! I am really rolling around on the floor laughing right now! I have to wipe away the tears...you are so original and creative of course! GOOD JOB!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! We just had one of those touring drama groups come to our school and do a performance on eating disorders today. This is classic, your rhyming is tops!
EmiLoca - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone...KaviR, I was sitting next to you when you wrote your comment, so therefore you could not have been rolling on the floor. And you haven't cried since October. You don't need to lie to be accepted, dear. ;-)
Tibbygirl - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Look, I'm the first person to write a comment in over a month. You're slipping Emi. At this rate, you'll never be able to catch up to JARLB.
EmiLoca - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Comment wise, my blood yserver keeps crashing whenever I try and view the 260+ comments in the Livin Da Vida Loca parody. Parody-wise you have soared ahead, taking advantage of my final weeks of school. 20/20 for an Extension English speech worth 40%! How cool am I?! (rhetorical! rhetorical!)
Tibbygirl - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
wanna know something that totally relates to this parody? Today Ashley Olsen checked herself in for anorexia. Always knew it. I thought that was......interesting.
EmiLoca - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mary-Kate, actually. You call yourself a fan?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mary-Kate's the Thin Twin. Her fave song is 'LEAN on me'. I hear she's being sponsoured by Thins chips and Trim milk and went skinny dipping with Slim Shady. I've heard about some movie where they're running about in white towels. I'm so there. (hope you enjoy watching it with your sweety LEO!) *corner-of-eye scowling*
Tibbygirl - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan smarts. And the radio gave me the wrong information.
Amy - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Tibbygirl, don't you mean Mary-Kate Olsen? She's the anorexic one, allegedly, although I still can't tell them apart. You'd think they'd be easy to tell apart if one is anoxeric and the other one isn't.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It'd be funny if Ashley became obese.
Shelly Beach (Sandy's Sister) - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
If you were thinking of the Ashley who's slimmer than her sister, didn't you mean Ashley Judd?
Dominic L. - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, fives again. Make sure to check out my Abbey Road parody about the same thing and being fat...

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