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Song Parodies -> "Jiggle Sells"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

James Lord Pierpont

Parody Song Title:

"Jiggle Sells"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Yeah, it's too short, but this isn't a good week, timewise, to parody all four verses and choruses. So have a "quickie" on me.

Splashing through the show
Ev'ry ad we see today
Up and down below:
Models grind and sway

Globes of hot tails swing
Viewers' spirits rise
Oh, what fun it is to gaze
On a shapely pair of thighs!

Jiggle sells, jiggle sells
Jiggle is the way
Sell your stuff with girls in buff
Show a little T & A

Jiggle sells, jiggle sells
Jigglin' parts, display
Sell your stuff with a little fluff
It's the ultra-modern way!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555 - how true it is. Now where were my newspaper circulars.
alvin - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "globes of hot tails swing"
TJC - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Jingle's swell! Who ever said we need couth in advertising? And, I agree with alvin's fav line pick...
LiLJingleBelle - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah, it certainly does sell, so verrry well Sir ! " I got spurs that Jingle, Jangle, Jingle, as I go ridin' merrily along " . . .
Ann Hammond - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
AFW - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This jiggle's worth a lot of giggles
Jonathan S. - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes. Unfortunately, one needn't look any further than a certain Jennifer Aniston photo on the cover of a certain magazine to see how true your parody is. A well-written piece.
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Timmy1000, alvin (thanks), TJC, LilJingleBelle (cute nick), Ann Hammond, AFW, thanks.
Jonathan S.: What cover? What magazine? Send me a pic of it! lol thanks JS.
LiLBulbPopper - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas to you Lord TomTurtle, and all your family ! May 2009 render your parodies in true TT form, Sir !
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
LilBulbPopper, thank you! And the same to you and all your popper-azi family! (sorry, couldn't resist :-D
Glen S - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Good subs and good use of a short song. And I agree, although I'm not complaining.
Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Glen S., thanks. No complaint here either, just an observation :-)

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