-> "I'm Not Furry, But I'm a Fur"
Original Song Title:
"Funiculi, Funicula"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Not Furry, But I'm a Fur"
The Lyrics
Folks think furries are nothing but a fetish
That's utter tripe
(Blame CSI)
They think we like to dress up all as foxes
Well that's a lie
(Wolves, too, are fly)
But still, there's more to it than just fursuiting
Most of us draw
(Try that with paws)
But all that makes the film crews' frenzied shooting
Is what is wrong
(Furpiles at cons)
Yiffin’, yiffin’! Creaming in the rear
Yiffin’, yiffin’! Get a room, ya hear?!
Looks bad to me, it's bad for furs, looks bad to me, it's bad for furs
Nasty's what they are, looks bad to me, it's bad for furs
Folks think that we're just weird, all things considered
Or that we're gay
(Hey look, I'm straight)
I think we're mostly harmless, some embittered
Of humans' ways
(Such is our fate)
But most, we only draw our furs in pictures
Often mundane
(Sometimes profane)
And have our own fursona or char-ac-ters
Then people came
(And slurred our name)
"Furries, furries! Send 'em to the pound!
Furries, furries! Bet they screw their hounds!"
Insulted me, insulted furs, insulted me, insulted furs
Bastards put us down, insulted me, insulted furs
Ah me! Though I'm a member of the nation
I get left out
(But I don't pout)
Some day we just might have our vindication
'Cause Mickey Mouse
(Is from our house)
And though furries have often been derided
Let's flip the dime
(Tails wins this time)
The ver-dict is not out or been decided
About our kind
(It's not a crime)
Fandom, fetish, what-e-ver we are
Anthros, shifters, werewolves, quads and taurs*
I'm not furry, but I'm a fur, I'm not furry, but I'm a fu-r-r-r
This is what we are, I'm not furry, but I'm a fur
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*Anthros: animals with human qualities, usually bipedal
Shifters: animals or people capable of transforming
Quads: also called ferals, they are 4-legged animals that may be able to talk or whatever
Taurs: 6-limbed creatures similar in makeup to a centaur but based on any animal
Do a Google Image Search for any of these for examples.
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