guess you can can call me a com-pu-tar idiot
online it lets ya get all the new media
on napster you download music
(cause limewire just makes ya lose it)

on myspace twenty four seven
hope they got broadand in heaven
cuz pop-ups give me heart attacks

only problem is all the crashes
from trying to fix scratches
that were made from spilled gatoraide

and it leaves people in sorrow
when they're warranty has no tomorrow
and , guess what, the repair shop is full

everybodys become computer idiots
say goodbye to playstation and xbox
nentendo just had to get better
(so they gave the DS in-ter-net[er])

pages about
freaks , phycos , and mutants
viacom is making youtube lose it
i guess the inter-net just sucks that wayyyyyyyyy

you can hear
people scream in sorrow
their warranty has no tommorow
and, guess what, the repair shop is full

the internet could be a base fo terrorists
ya never know, they could be ruling it
we better a-void all types of spam
(or we could just delete off our RAM)