To all my friends at AmIRight, I'd like to show my gratitude
Especially 'cause Tommy T. has sometimes copped an attitude
Like writing write about the height of
scoring-on-his-SAT etude
Thanks, ChuckyG, for giving me a little "lusty" latitude
To
Barry, John; in
numbers, One, but also, widely read is he
To
Hammond, Ann, who'll never pan; a "he he": comment said, does she
McWilliams, Pat, a phan so phat, from state not "blue" but "red" is he
[pause, then continue, speaking]
Hmm, how to thank my *first* collaborator and also a very loyal fan? ... Got it!
[resume singing]
To
TJC, such wit is he; Star Trek:a five year "Oeddissy"
(A Trekkie, he, but not TT; regret: can't grok yer Shatner, Dude!)
(Sincerely meant: for times we spent collabing; not a platitude)
To
Kristof R., a shining star, who kindly tips his hat to
"rude" [1]
To
WarrenB, from South is he; fine comments will he draw in drawl
To
Old Man Ribber, he'll delibber puns fantastic, awe'll in all
I guess Burbank could make one cranky; still,
2Eagle, "doll", I call
And
Jenkins, John, I lean upon: support, songs
econawmicawlIn short, appreciating all, I wrote this song and had a ball
It's been fun: songs, creating all; I'm glad you found compatible
At
Fiddlegirl, I love to hurl, as far as I can throw, my wit
For CupCakesSmall (or what name, call), known also: UnKnownVo, a bit
Chris-tie Marie, consistently: enthusiasm: no, won't quit
To
Airfarcewon, who's "plane-"ly fun; you know he'll always go for "it"
To
Bilbopooh, thanks will go: you, though nickname seemed mysterious
My man,
Matthias, without bias: comments fun, but serious
Writes
Guy DiRito, my "Don Vito": mockeries mobster-ious
[pause, then continue, speaking]
Need something special for another entusiastic commenter and great writer .... Got it!
[resume singing]
And
Scotti, Mark, whose brilliant spark: songs, comments: laughs, delirious!
Is TT "touched"? It's touching, much, and thrill to see one reach a fan
Are Tommy's tactics too didactic? Cool it be, to teach a fan
Oft: disagree with
Michael P., but loves, TT, free speech for Man
There's no one "Sweder" than our
Peter Scandinavi-Andersson Ms.
Kilgore, An-dria's a fan; long red locks: take a gander, Son
And
Andy Primus: First and "finust": never had a grander one
Though once
called me a "plagiarist", mind, great:
Phil Alexander's one
In short, here's what I offer you:
Max Power: thanks, I proffer you
"Right":
Mitchel, Barry: niche'll carry; "fil dank",
Mason R., for you
You're really swell:
Adag'io (belle); I hope: things looking bright for you
Where's
Tim 1k? You've gone away! Is AmI- just not -Right for you?
And
metaphors-bwithu scores; was writing not delight for you?
Blackjack 2-1: On winning run? Hope good card-count's in sight for you!
McArthur, Stu: Austrialian who T. knew wit wouldn't fail ya, Mate!
Of few, he's one among the throng: grokked
song's 'bout genitalia dateS., Jonathan is so the man, my pleasure here to hail ya, great!
[pause, then continue, speaking]
How to praise *everyone* enough? ... Got it!
[resume singing]
To all and singu-lar, this jingle: you, our Holy Grail, ya rate!
Yo, Dude! Conclude this long-etude; you've taxed our patience long enough [2]
So gauche: atrociously verbocious; Overdose-ious? Strong enough!
No antidote for bilious bloat; somebody bong the gong: "Enough!"
It sometimes seems this writer dreams up stuff a bit lascivious
Some readers' feelings sent a-reeling; no, he's not oblivious
Though can't be cured, please rest assured: sincere: his thanks, not frivious
Although a jerk, his wish: this work will find his fans forgivious
In short: though indisputable: TT's at times inscrutable,
His love for you's immutable, and hopes this trib's found suitable
[A reader approaches the turtle soloist, and asks:]
Is there any chance that you could just quietly crawl away?
[The Admin turns to the turtle, and says:]
Mydas! Pest, Testudinata! Still, you stay! [3]
[Do *not* repeat the third verse faster than originally;
in fact, don't repeat anything at all.
Enough is enough, already!]
[1] "rude", as used in the comment linked, is either en-BR or en-JAP for "lewd". ;-)
[2] "long-etude" was a typically-turtillianly-obscure ref to "longitude", which was an extremely distant "callback", as comedians say. to "latitude" in Verse 1, line 4.
Such remote connections are noticed -- and created -- only by either the shrewdest of sleuths or the certifiably paranoid.
"There's a thin line between genius and insanity." Your call, folks. (wink)
[3] "Testudinata" - an order of reptiles which includes the turtles and tortoises
"Mydas" - species name of the green sea turtle, Chelonia Mydas