Song Parodies -> "Trollers Trolling"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

"Trollers Trolling"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Ive noticed a lot of Trolls have cropped up a lot on here. So here is a little ditty for them!

Trollers trolling, so appalling
Its so unfair on those who are writing
Hey, you stupid troller
You always have to be a bother

Its anarchic and pathetic
And a practice that should be rejected
All the silly trollers
You all behave like little toddlers

Please, please, please try to be grown-up
Its not difficult
Please, please, please try to respect us
Its all your fault

Please stop trolling, its annoying
Its so unfair on those who are writing
Hey, the stupid troller
You always have to cause some bother

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John Barry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Brings back unpleasant memories of a psychopath, using the name "Lurker," who poisoned the site for months. Fortunately it eventually went away.

2Eagle - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

It isn't a full moon, but it is spring when craziness starts.

Jason - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks John and 2Eagle.

Mark Scotti - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Good one, Jason!

Andria - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great sentiment and pacing, and worthy of 5s overall. You are a very good writer.

Jason - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Mark and Andria!

alvin - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment

nice bit o' bashin'

Jason - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin. I was expecting a troll to 1-bomb this so im not bothered about it.

Below Average Dave - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Simple, yet effective, good parody Jason, sorry I didn't get to it yesterday, I wasn't feeling too great after work.

Jason - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks BA Dave. Yea don't worry, im glad you are feeling better now.

Jason - April 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Looks like I've touched a raw nerve with the trolls, as Ive had a second one visit this parody!

adagio - April 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Looks like you did touch a raw nerve with the trolls. lol I tried to counteract it some with another bunch of 5's. Your parody flowed along smoothly and was worthy of 5's.

Jason - April 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio.

Rotten Tomato - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice sentiment. Your ryhyme scheme needs work, though.

Jason - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

In what way?

Mr. Critic - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

I think I know what the above commenter (Tomato) is talking about. At the end of each line, none of the words actually rhyme (for example, in the first stanza: appalling/writing; troller/bother), while in TOS, the corresponding end words do rhyme (marriage/carriage; brother/other). All matters aside, however, I do think it paces well, and is worthy of a 5 5 5 vote.
I know you are not bothered by 1-bomb votes, but it would be nice if the trolls would have the courtesy to respect the pacing, as others have said before.

Jason - April 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Mr. Critic. Where have you been?

Mr. Critic - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Hi Jason. I hadn't been around much in the past month or so, when there were too many parodies from the same two authors discrediting the President. Eventually I spoke out against those parodies and had to post a comment on the messageboard asking for them to tone down.

camira bailey - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment

That's good Mr. Critic. I think this parody is good too.

Nick - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Its always good to write a song about the 1-Guy. I don't mind getting 1 bombed as long as you give me a good reason why I got it being my parody was nonsensical, misrhymed or whatever. To those two 1 guys if the shoe fits WEAR IT. Great parody deserving of a 5-5-5.

Jason - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Camira and Nick.

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