-> "Don't Patty-Cake Me, Oh, My Darlin'"
Original Song Title:
"High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me)"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Patty-Cake Me, Oh, My Darlin'"
Don't patty-cake me, oh, my darlin'
On this, our wedding... ni-ight
Just "shake 'n bake" me, oh, my darlin'
Sex, "in sight"!*
So, come to bed; your fate: awaitin'
Stop blushing so; you must be brave!
'Cause I'm so sick of masturbatin'
Don't be a coward, nor look so soured
"Forever" vow heard; Word, I gave
Oath of love made, and I'm so horny
Tired of lookin' at pictures porn-y
Put your hand, please, upon my schlong
All of your life, you've been a virgin
'Spite of my frantic, fervent urgin'
You're lookin' pale as death, but, oh! -
It won't last long, please, believe me!
Not thirty seconds, will it take me:
'Til you're no longer "blushing bride"
Your climax, darlin', please, don't fake me
When I am deep in, don't think of sleepin'
Squeeze, please: keep keepin' me inside!
Waited long, (way too long) way along,
Way I long; lay, I long
(Achy dong, take her thong, pound her bong, ring her gong)
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