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Song Parodies -> "Lab Test"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Lab Test"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Airfarcewon, this idea was offered to you in the commentary to your great "Safe Sex". Didn't see it done within the 24-hour free offer period lol, so here she goes. Unabashedly inspired by AFW's "Safe Sex". You know what they (almost) say, "Continuation is the sincerest form of flattery."
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
To the lab I'm rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Lab test!

Went down to the Path lab
Smeared an alcohol dab
Told 'em, "Take a good stab"
Lab test!
And just as I expected
No V. D. detected
Next time my gal is by my side
Since we're not infected
We'll make love unprotected
Bareback is the way we're gonna ride

Take em' down, strip 'em off
Snap it off, rip 'em off
Take em' down, strip 'em off
Bareback!
Slide 'em down, toss 'em out
Zip it down, pull it out,
Movin' it in 'n out
Bareback!
Yeah! Yeah!

No more need for teases
We can do what pleases
'Cause there's no diseases
Lab test!
Don't need no safe encaser
Just let it stand and face her
Thank God we're cleaner than the rest
We'll stop masturbatin'
Real, natural love is waitin'
Bareback is the way we like it best
Lab test!

Take em' down, strip 'em off
Snap it off, rip 'em off
Take em' down, strip 'em off
Bareback!
Slide 'em down, toss 'em out
Zip it down, pull it out,
Movin' it in 'n out
Bareback!

(Lovin', lovin', lovin')
(Lovin', lovin', lovin')
Wow!
(No buns in the oven)
Yeah!
(We are really lovin')
Lab test!
Yeah!
Lab test!
© 2006 Tommy Turtle

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Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing says love quite like a negative result for STDs. lol. Very amusing alternate POV parody to AFW's.
AFW - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I vial this under excellent...great spinning off,,thanks for the mention...five test tubes
Larry Hensley - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
kinda funny
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, great minds run in the same gutter... "Vial"?? That's vile!!
Larry, kinda thank you...

Red Ant, tuvm, and BTW, can you help me out: I have been trying to post a slightly lengthy response with not just thanks but some OS history research in answer to the commentary on my "I Fought the Ex", but I keep getting the flooding/twit control message. Yes, I've waited more than five minutes (much more), tried for 45 min. last night and twice again today two hours apart, and I'm locked out of there. (No trouble posting to other songs today, either other writers' or responses to my own).
I emailed CG but no response yet. Any ideas??? Tnx as always.
Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not exactly sure how the twit control works, but I think if your response contains URLs that are outside links (that is, outside of AmIRight or inthe00s.com) then TC might be kicking them out as apparent spam. Remove the h-t-t-p://w-w-w parts from the links. (just tried posting this comment with no hyphens between the URL header and got twit control) PS-Check your Bush and Blair parody for a new comment.
alvin rhodes - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
i love a story with a happy ending...5s
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, I got up from my chair to take a walk, which apparently relieves pressure on the brain lol, and while walking it suddenly occurred to me that the URL might be tripping some spam filter. Just got back and saw your comment to that effect, tried it, it works. See "I Fought the Ex" for some r 'n r trivia. Also, saw your contribution to "Crazy Together" (Bush and Blair) and responded. Thanks.

Alvin, good one!
Rick C - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like these folks have been doing some bareback mounting. 555
carol - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL x 5!
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and carol!

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