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Song Parodies -> "Palin, I'm Impalin'"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Palin, I'm Impalin'"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS lyrics here.

Palin, Palin, Palin
Love to be impalin'
Lovely Sarah Palin
Ev'ry limb a-flailin'
Arms wide!
Hot! Babe!

The TV cameras rollin'
My heart, she has stolen
Certain parts are swollen
Can't hide!

Through cold Aleutian weather
Smoochin' together
Wishin' that she were by my side
No, I'm not Alaskan
But still, I might be askin'
"Ms. Sarah, will you *please* be my bride?"

Get 'em out, move 'em Right
Get the vote, set 'em straight
Load your gun, shoot 'em up
Left side!
Heck with them, lemme' in
Makin' sin, makin' out
How about 'nother bout?
Great ride!

Biden, Biden, Biden
Soon we'll be decidin'
Which would we like ridin'
We're all so sick of "bland" and...
I'm ready for commandin'
By someone standin' tall with pride
My poor heart is breakin'
The rest of me is achin'
Beautiful, brunette, and brown-eyed

Get it up, get it on
Gettin' down, goin' down
Never would ever be
Arm in arm, hand in hand
Holdin' close, cannot stand
Waitin' till she and I

(Palin, Palin, Palin)
(Love to be unveilin')
(Get a bit of tail in)
(Get that woman wailin')
She cried:

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Total Votes: 13

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alvin - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
lmao fave of the day....the original feisty tone of the OS matches your lyrics well...yeehaw !
DigitalPutty - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Absolutely fantastic! Ditto alvin's analysis... all other Sarah parodies Pal'in comparison!
Ann Hammond - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he ha
AFW - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Really funny take-off here, TT
John Barry - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
RawCupCakes - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir 2T, this is ~ HOT ~ I've always admired this OS, and you really dial up the HEAT on Ms Sarah's campagne; but you're not alone, in your desire for GovernorSarah !
Tommy Turtle - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin: a rare and valued honor... thanks alvin
DigitalPutty: I doubt that I'd be putty in her digits! Thanks...
Ann Hammond: thank thank thank thank you!
AFW: Know this is one of your fave OS, to which you've done great and frequent justice, so the compliment from the connoisseur of the genre is much appreciated :)
John Barry, TUVM
RawCupCakes: I'd like a taste of her cupcakes! Thanks RCC!
Guy - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Thomas - good to see you back on the circuit. And yes I'm of the age that I remember "Rawhide" with Clint Eastwood as Rowdy. There was also a western of that era called Paladin played by Richard Boone. He was a sort of gun for hire and his calling card was the knight piece on the chess board. So with that, once you get her raw hide you can get some Pal-did-in, if you catch the drift here. Fine piece of work here old friend.
TT - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy: Yep, I got the drift -- I remember Paladin -- great puns as usual. Thanks for v/c, and nice to see you as well.
Meriadoc - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Bad puns make for good parodies. Excellent job.
TT - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
"Damn with faint praise" (Alexander Pope)? I think not -- very nice compliment. Thanks, Meriadoc :)
LilBoo - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Richard Boone . . hmmmm . . . such a Bad Ass cowboy !
TT - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
LilBoo, thanks.

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