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Song Parodies -> "I'm Stalkin'"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walkin'"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Stalkin'"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

No, this is not autobiographical. Like many of you, I am now comfortably ensconced on my chair in front of my computer, hoping that my "Amiright" submissions are not being scrutinized by John Ashcroft. Yeah, this one is just a TINY bit creepy...
I'm stalkin', yes indeed, and I'm hawkin' your every deed
I'm pokin' all through your trash you see, uh huh

I'm scary as I can be, I'm crazy as a loon, you see
Not copin' with my insanity

Whatcha' gonna do when you sense my eyes
Pinned on you every day and night
You might be paralyzed with fright
For sure it's real scary, you'll wonder why

I'm sneakin', to catch a peek and I'm schemin' most crazily
I'm ruinin' your precious privacy

I'm spoilin' all of your days, annoyin' you constantly
Approachin' your house while you're asleep, uh huh

I'm fright'ning as I can be, I'm spyin' on you, you see
This scope brings you right up close to me

Whatcha' gonna say when the cops come by
they'll question me, but you know I'll lie
I'll tell the cops "I'm just walking by"
And when they leave I'll resume my spyin'

Now you're prayin' down on your knees, you're wishin' that I would leave
You're hopin' you won't be harmed by me

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done Paul, 5's across
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty creepy, Paul. 5's
Ashkicksass - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Creepy? Yes. But also great!
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee/Adagio/Ashkickass - Thank you. Just spent 45 minutes remarking on another parody and I'm late for something I promised to do. I'll have to come back tonight to look at the other entries for the day. Be well, all...
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Chillingly funny, Paul. I've got a send-up of "Walking" in my queue. . .different approach.
Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good Paul...but I'd prefer it if you stay 100 yards away from me at all times...; )
Billy Florio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done , Paul
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
JB/Arwen/Billy F. - Thanks!
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Getting "Indiscreet Where You Live"? Way to, uh, follow my parody with a good one of your own.
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, if you come stalking around MY door, promise you'll be naked... ;-)
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, I seem to be doing that lately. Well, as you have probably heard "Great minds think alike". Some folks of the opposing political stripe might have a different line to apply to us, but, hey, with all due respect.....ummm...No, I'm not going to submit what I just typed...Everyone will just have use their fertile, nasty little imaginations...for the "other side" it might be a healthy a part of their bodies that normally get little or no usage a little workout.
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Oohh, Mer - All I can do is borrow from the Rolling Stones and say "Can't ya hear me stalkin..." Now I hope I don't run into a situation like my character in "That Hairy Old Woman"...the ants thing is just going a bit (or "bite") too far...
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
creepy AND funny...i feel like a goose walked over my grave
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, to hear that I have creeped you out is quite a compliment.

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