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Song Parodies -> "The Baked Beans"

Original Song Title:

"The Big Beat"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"The Baked Beans"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Baked Beans

The baked beans seep your cotton in your seat
The baked beans keep you plotchin' in your sheets
Crap your pants and chomp your meat
You've got to ooze when you eat those beans
The baked beans seep more rotten' in your seat
Old Grandpa just ate eighty cans told
Man, he's crazy about those crocks and bowls
The baked beans frets in your hole
Makes you grunt, it makes you whole
Old Grandpa just ate eighty cans told
Peg Leg Joe blew his crotch away
The baked beans shake your ass this way
Come on bang! let's sting and spray
The baked beans shake your ass this way
Peg Leg Joe blew his crotch away
bottom clever...bottom he he he...

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