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Song Parodies -> "I'm Hockin'"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walkin'"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Hockin'"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the real Fats Domino, rescued this week in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
I'm hockin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah

So sorry, snuck up on me!
Projectile, like a Scud, you see!
Forgive me--
Your suit caught that loogie!

Whatsamatter, dude, where's your wedding smile?
Like epaulets, it's way in style!
Looks kinda sweet, so hang awhile--
So go get 'er, dude, 'n' walk down the aisle!

I'm coughin', yes, indeed
And I'm hockin', some huge loogies
I'm copin'--
Don't you hock back at me!

(Instrumental, throat-clearing, sputtering, wheezing)

I'm hockin', yes, indeed
And I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah

Asthmatic as I can be,
I'm payin' the drug companies;
I'm mopin',
But your best man is me!

Whatcha gonna do, call the wedding off?
Gotta see it through while I cough, cough, cough!
Sorry 'bout the last one, it had some loft--
Get me a spittoon or a three-horse trough!

I'm coughin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm hockin', it's stuck like brie
It's ropy--
Don't you hock back at me!
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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