Song Parodies -> "I'm Nauseous(from tainted meat)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walking"

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"I'm Nauseous(from tainted meat)"

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The Lyrics

Ever check out some meat or whatever in the "frig and, after "sort of' considering it carefully, decide "Well, it's probably OK..."? And then pay a rather large price later on for that miscalculation...

I'm nauseous, yes indeed
not cautious about what I eat
Oh, Jesus, that fart just wet my seat

That sausage I did reheat
just might have been tainted meat
I just barfed, and here comes a repeat

Poo is gonna smear when I try to wipe
Ass is gonna hurt "til I want to cry
House is gonna stink bad and that's no lie
Three-week-old burrito just might be why

That taco behind my seat
the next time; throw out, not eat
I'm praying right now for quick relief

~ ~ ~ (Gagging, retching & barfing sounds where the saxophone solo gets played) ~ ~ ~

I'm suff'rin; I've got diarrhea
Bad cramps hurt quite painfully
Please find the Imodium for me

I'm writhing in agony
This state is a drag to me
Continue to gag and retch and heave

On the toilet stool for the whole damn night
Contaminated food; it did not taste right
Now I'm going through a most awful plight
Acute salmonella; that sure does bite

I'm barfin', my lunch I spewed
My rear end don't feel too good
It feels like I'm sh *ttin' out jet fuel

~ ~ ~ (Moaning, gagging, retching sounds out to Fade) ~ ~ ~

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Johnny D - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't know how your parodies do it, Paul, but this one made me laugh out loud for real like your classic WhatFreaks parody "I've Got A Schlong" made me laugh!

alvin rhodes - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

laughed till i puked...great job...5s

Dee Range - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

If you've ever been to an outdoor meat market in a third world country, you get sick just looking at the gazillion flies on the meat. If this is autobiographical, I fell for ya'. 555

Paul Robinson - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Fortunately, this was not autobiographical...although the "three-week-old burrito" and "that taco behind my seat" are based on things that I have witnessed REAL people do in the past...many years ago...I DID get this sick from some bad food about 6 or7 years ago...something I got from...I think it was Taco Bell...I think it was the "Special Combination Burrito"...It was one of those "loaded with everything" jobs...including Salmonella, I guess...+ I asked them not to put sour cream on it because my system doesn't handle that too well...but they did, and I was too impatient to eat it to take it back or try to remove it (impossible in this instance, really, it saturated the entire mess)...projectile heaves...something to behold if you never have...I spewed like a fountain on multiple occasions...Thanks!

Adagio - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Paul. 5's

Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Disgustingly humorous! 555

Peter Andersson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I had rocket speed diarrhea (possibly the food poisoning kind) and a very bad coughing influenza at the same time once, that was NOT funny I tell you, and after soiling myself twice I stayed on the porcelain throne the rest of the day and then I slept in the bathtub. But I guess that's just one of those experiences that makes us (parody writers) what we are. :-)

Paul Robinson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Adagio & Rick C...thanks! Peter - Well, what separates us from "non-parody" writers is the ability to take the experience and make something humourous out of it. Most people have this type of experience at one time or another...and try VERY hard to forget...Hey, if I'm going to SUFFER through it I might as well get some further use out of it later on...hence - parodies...Thanks!

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