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Song Parodies -> "Sick, Sick, Sick of The Dove Foundation"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:

Even Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Sick, Sick, Sick of The Dove Foundation"

Parody Written by:

LoriLoud33

The Lyrics

A passionate parody of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" which is literally written for the Federal Trade Commission with characters from various cartoons (The Loud House, The Casagrandes, The Owl House, etc).
Lori, Lori, Lori is literally shown on her computer looking at websites
Which she sees a problematic situation in her mind as the seasons
Differ, but she texts Carol Pingrey to get rid of the annoying junk
And bring liberated peace to the internet as soon as possible (DUH!)

Sick, sick, sick of The Dove Foundation which is kknda problematic
Luz Noceda thinks The Dove Foundation is the worst organization
Compared to the American Library Association whose idea is to
Prohibit books (including Harry Potter) during Banned Books Week

No, no, no more of the annoying "Not Dove Approved" nonsense
Because Carlota Casagrande is going to give Dick Rolfe a wedgie
For putting "Dove cannot give its stamp of approval on this one"
On a movie that someone likes (much to Cancel Culture)

Become, become, become a liberal of the Federal Trade Commission
Their "Do Not Call" rule is in full swing and ready to go (as a 2022 law)
So that liberated people may literally set "Not Dove Approved" on fire
And demand for freedom against Dick Rolfe and his annoying morons

Here, here, here are some safe alternatives that children may watch
Such as Boy Meets World, Full House, SciGirls, Lady Lovely Locks,
The Amazing World of Gumball, Lloyd in Space, Sailor Moon, Scrabble,
Clueless (1996), Girl Meets World, Elena of Avalor and Invader ZiM

So, so, so stop watching the Teletubbies on DVD and give the liberals
A 2nd chance of being a nice friend of the movie industry while in
Malaysia, a quiet defense against terrible preschool junk, known as
The enemy: Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po and Tinky Winky (dumbest TV series)

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