-> "Conflicts And Issues"
Original Song Title:
"White America" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Conflicts And Issues"
Afghanistan! Yo Iraq! We're all sorry
How many people are wondering what happened to our loyal promise?
The stripes and the stars are being burnt out in the desert Middle East
The women and men who have risked their lives wanna know the reason
why the US government and presidency never helped
(Yo, we are going to help the countries out there) .. or so we're told
I was in the living room watching the TV
so many American citizens tuning into see
President Bush's telling us that we all have to believe
That he is gonna help Afghans and Iraqis
So many lives are lost, in the Battle of Baghdad
Why the heck are we out here in our heavy pads
And all wondering if Saddam's bombs were really there
Jeez, kids are starving in America and who cares?
Who would have thought that we'd get involved with Liberia
When are we ever gonna try and help rebuild Afghanistan?
When are we ever gonna find the bombs Bush said Saddam had?
When are we ever gonna be pleased in this country of ours?
When will we stop caring about our money and cars?
Cause the government is telling us what we gotta do
And now we're paying more money to them- what about out life?
Listen up you politicians, help those who you promised
(Chorus) x 2
Well America! Where are the bombs at?
Well America! What about Afghanistan?
Well America! We have had enough
Welcome to the 21st; nukes are living about!
Look at these guys, out in Iraq, soldier getting killed daily
If Iraq wasn't brought up; than what would we all be
Maybe a respected and respect worthy and good country
Make way for the US; coming to enter Afghanistan
We're here for a month; then off to Basra and Baghdad
Maybe we'll find Osama bin Laden one day; one year
And we all pray to the sky that he'll die, praying every year
Dropping them bombs on Qandahar will do the trick
When we're searching Tora Bora, we'll soon be sick
No terror is fine with me, we should execute Al Qaeda
No body- no body ever knew why we're searching for nukes
Still why does Bush say that Iraq and Iran still contain nukes
Helped by the Turks, Australians, British, and others
was probably the solution why we got the two Hussein brothers
Just sand, sand exploding at the top of our lungs
Saddam, do you have some bombs, we'll pull out the guns (huh?)
See the problem is, we gossip without proof
That's why I made up this wonderful and true spoof
Which country has the bombs, the US is after them, yee ha
If we're worried about nuke, what about North Korea!?!
We've butted into war, way too many times
And citizens flipped when they read the New York Times
The headline said that one day in October we dropped the bomb
So you can tune into the bombing at idiot ideas dot com
Why do we budge into every global conflict
Searchin for some nuclear bombs while getting our butts kicked
searchin Afghanistan; searchin Iraq
Watchin innocent people die, just like that (yup)
All I hear is Iraq; Iraq: Iraq in plotting against us
How can they reach us without transportation?
We got enough problems occuring in our nation (Enron!)
After we captured Baghdad and Al Basrah
So now we are all saying to Afghanistan, every night and day we say ta ta
Actin like we are the cops of the world, ha ha
Why don't we just worry about what is necessary
We're ruining everything, making nothing ordinary...
So to the citizens of America
I am asking you all to make the right choice for our next president
The Iraqis are getting kinda fierce
Just stop being so harmless and pull to fourth gear
All are protesting by the White House
Economy, democracy, and we all want respect
Stop spending money on bombs and weapons
Just stop budging in! Leave other nations alone!
If you make a decision
Then you sure as heck better keep your promise!
Osama, Saddam; we're coming
Iraq, Afghanistan, Liberia, North Korea; pull it together
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