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Song Parodies -> "Aquaman"

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Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Adam and Andrew

The Lyrics

I’m not good against knives
Or fist fights
But I can swim real fast
And talk to fish
And I can still ride giant seahorses
And all you bad guys
Better watch your backs
‘Cause I can cover you in squids
And throw water balls that get you… kinda wet (Woah, woah! Oh, wait, is this just water? Um, yeah.)
And I really, really wish that there had been
A villain with algae for skin
So maybe the flounders that I sent
Could do him in

‘Cause I’m Aquaman
I’m Aquaman
Why I don’t use sharks, I don’t know

And I think its mean when all of you’s take bets
Of when I’ll be captured next
They don’t respect me at all
They call me fish fag (hey, fish fag!)

And I’m Aquaman
Aquaman, lamest superpowers in history

All the other male justice leaguers get lots of play
From Hawkgirl and Wonder Woman
But the only lovin’ I get
Is from Robin (Holy hard-on Aquaman, I’m ready for some Action!)
And when there’s an emergency
I’m about as welcome as an unwanted pregnancy

I’m Aquaman
I’m, Aquaman

And it’s hard for the bad guys to be scared
When your biggest weakness is air
What is an every robbery occur on land?
What about Aquaman?

How am I supposed to save the day?

And I can’t stop time and I can get shot
But I can cool you down if you get hot
And even the Justice League Janitor
Has a better parking spot then Aquaman

The saddest superhero you’ve ever known
I’m the saddest superhero you’ve ever known
That’s why Aquaman is so alone…

Robin: Hey Aquaman, cheer up. You still have me by your side.
Aquaman: Thanks, Robin. C’mon kid, let’s go get some ice cream.
Robin: Oh, boy!

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MrMacphisto - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO! This is the best of the day. I have no idea why this got overlooked. Keep it up guys... :D
Imaginar - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Now do it William Shatner style

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