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Song Parodies -> "Your Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Your Thong"

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The Lyrics

a thong in the tree...It could happen on a christmas near you.

it's a little bit funny
how it tangles down
it's not one of those that you can easily hide
please don't cry honey,i'll get it down
but it's hard to reach the top of the christmas tree

if I had a stick, but then again no
or a man who was the tallest in a circusshow
i know i'm not much help, but it's the best I can do
my gift was a thong,and it's in the tree

ŘAnd I wont can tell anybody this is your thong
the joke was guite stupid,but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
ŘI hope you don't mind that I put it up there
I wonder if i would laugh if it was mine?
ŘI sat at the table and you kicked my foot
Well a few of the old aunts well they got quite cross
But i couldn't stop laughing when they saw the tree
It's people like me that keep christmas fun

So you might be agnry but these things I do
They'll never forget if it was green or light blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest thongs I've ever seen

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The Great Karlando - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody title's been done to death, but this is a new spin on the idea. I think this is how they should decorate the tree in the White House, although mighta worked better if Clinton was still there.
Azriel - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Which Grynch did this parody? The group from Odessa?

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