Germany doesn't like its country Because of WWII
Frankfurters are German sausages As is the band Kraftwerk

And it's a foreigner, foreigner,
It's a foreign country for me
If I don't know what's asking me I can teach WWII to Youtube
Oh, Youtube

Germany is bigger than Ireland
and so is Bolton too
Going back to the WWII salute
which would get you arrested

It's a sexy, sexy, sexy country
It's a good ol' sexy time on meat If I compare it to Manchester
I can't teach Bristol for me

Germany doesn't do Wookie
Neither does British Airways
Going back to 2002
Where I humped a Privett girl

But it's a sexy country
Naked Sunday
It's a naked eye just for Belfast
If I am Heather Mills
I can't have my one leg again