-> "Dr. Seuss Replies To TJC"
Original Song Title:
"Multiple Books by Dr. Seuss"
Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Giesel)
Parody Song Title:
"Dr. Seuss Replies To TJC"
Said TJ, the DJ, a writer, the best,
"I'm tired. I'm bored. So I *must* anapest!"
From Yertle and Tommy, his plaudit arrives
With flippers, they flip him -- the bird? No, three Fives!
Pun wish; two, dish
Read this, crude-ish
Bold-ish, new twist
Fun switch, you dish
This pun gets a golden star
This pun, Sir, is quite bizarre
Say, what a lot of puns there are!
Some were sad, and some were glad
And some were very, very bad!
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
'Cause TJC is really rad!
His parody, it rolls and rocks
His parody, it gives me yocks
His song brings lots of laughs to me
I really like it, TJC!
Which will be little consolation when my estate's lawyer Seuss the sh*t out of you! You'll be sleeping homeless on Mulberry Street!
Look what we found in the park in the dark!
This is TJC! Poor and naked, stark!
Foreclosed out of his house
Where now can he go?
Will Ms. TJ like it? I'll bet, "No!"
Did you ever write this blight in bed?
Does a "PET scan" show cats in hats in your head?
Do your readers laugh and have a cow?
You can do it well, and how!
If you never read TJ, you should
His songs are fun, and fun is good
Who am I? My name's TJ
And people laugh at what I say
My wit is bright; my lines delight
I am the star of AmIRight!
And when my songs appear, it's clear:
I am a punning pioneer!
From blare to cheer, from leer to bare
TJ's funny everywhere!
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