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Song Parodies -> "Jello Tarts"

Original Song Title:

"Jealous Heart"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Jello Tarts"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Jello Tarts, Oh, Jello Tarts are tasty
Munchy treats, for melting on your tongue
You could live on Jello Tarts forever,
Jello Tarts, their praises must be sung

I will, now, tell you just how to make them
Step by step, with great delicious parts
Make some jello, cool, put in a cube shape
Very soon you'll have sweet Jello Tarts..

-----Kitchen Time----

Place two Graham crackers on a platter
Cover one of them with mini "Marsh"
Microwave that cracker till top's melted
Pretty soon you'll snack on Jello Tarts..

----Yodel and cook----

Now, just take that cracker from the oven
Gently place it by the other one
Cover that marshmallow with some cool whip
Top it with sliced jello when you're done

Now, of course, you take the other cracker,
Form a sandwich of your cooking arts
Make lots more and serve them with some fresh fruit
Now, sit down and scarf your Jello Tarts.

Just sit down and scarf those Jello Tarts




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alvin - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
love the parody, but the recipe doesn't sound that appealing to me....unless i could eat one off dolly's....uh.......kitchen table
JealousTART - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'air thanks for the info! I do enjoy Jello* during the summer. . . . .
Below Average Dave - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank You for that, I am actually now very hungry, and I haven't had Jello in quite some time. Jello Tarts eh? Somehow I though this was going to poke fun at Dolly Parton. . .sometimes I over think things, this idea was very fun!
AFW - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks

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