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Song Parodies -> "Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Loser"

Parody Written by:

Diana

The Lyrics

Now that you're outta my life I'm so much worse,
You thought that I'd be strong, without ya I'm failing, of course,
You thought that I'd be fine without ya, but I don't care,
You thought that I'd be happy even if you're not there,
You thought that I would grow without ya, I don't want that,
You thought that I could make it without ya, but I will not,
You thought that I'd forget about ya, but that's not true,
You thought that I would sell without ya, but I'm too blue.

Chorus:
I am a loser (WHAT), I'm not gon' give up (WHY),
Ain't gonna die (WHY), I'm gonna find ya (REALLY?).
I am a loser (WHAT), ain't gonna make it (OK),
I'm such a loser (YEAH), I will keep on failing.

You thought that I'd still breathe without ya, ain't inhaling,
You thought that I would see, without ya I need glasses,
You thought that I would last without ya, but I'm falling,
You thought that I would win without ya, but I'm losing,
You thought that I'd still be on top without ya, ain't surviving,
You thought that I'd forget you by now, but I'm not rising,
You thought I wouldn't self-destruct, but you never know,
Even in your years to come, maybe you'll never know.

Chorus: ...

Wishing you are blessed for you're still the best,
Happiness, no stress and lotsa fun and friends.
I'm far worse than that! I'm gon' have love dedications for you on the radio.
I'm far worse than that! I'm gon' make my chat friends search you and your family.
I'm far worse than that! I'll always love you in the magazines.
I'm far worse than that! I'll dedicate to you my love poetry.
I'm far worse than that! You know I'm gonna track all of your emails
'Cause no one's ever taught me better than that.

Chorus: ... (fade away)
http://allpoetry.com/poets/dianabluelove

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Diana - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for your votes. From what I see, you seemed to like it, but please leave a comment. It doesn't matter whether you say it's great or you say it sucks, just say something.

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