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Song Parodies -> "Hillary (2008 Presidential Primary Race)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Debbie Reynolds

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary (2008 Presidential Primary Race)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

This story of her primary race was emasculated in production, which, combined with the truncating of yesterday's entry, made me suspect that the producer was a Hillary supporter. Nevertheless, it was plugged frequently and ran as long as she did (which means it should still be playing in 2012 lol). Title add-on is to distinguish it from this author's parody of the same name, written during the 1990s scandals and posted on my noob day here. Which proves that indeed, leopards never change their spots. OS lyrics and a pretty, but somewhat slow, MIDI are both here, (Pacing note: OS puts three syllables in "Ta-a-mmy".)
I hear the crack as the sniper round flies
Hillary, Hillary, flak vest disguise
Compared to her book, you'll find quite a surprise:
Hillary, Hillary, Hill'ry tells lies

Does Obama feel what I feel
As votes come in?
My heart beats so anxiously
I simply have to win
Guess I know that they know what I'm dreaming of
Hillary, Hillary, rule from above.

Top campaign strategist, ev'ryone knows
Lobby... money... So, out he goes
My positive ratings have hit all-time lows
Overly... confident... one year ago

When the night is late, 3am,
I answer the phone
It's Bill out philandering
He needs a ride back home

Guess I know that they know what I'm dreaming of
First fe-male... President...
Power, I love

TT was solely resposible for the above tripe. No one else is to blame. © 2008 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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alvin - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
a big improvement over the original schmaltzy song
TJC - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Haute Hillary pillary! (I wonder how she feels now she's his secretary? )
AFW - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent political spoofing...
Tommy Turtle - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin and AFW, thanks.

TJC: SNL covered that issue, with Amy Poehler as HC, saying, "Doing everything that President Obama tells me to do is .... *this close* to a lifelong dream!" lol.... thanks TJ!

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