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Song Parodies -> "Do You Have Acid Reflux?"
Original Song Title:
"The Last Time I Saw Paris"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Have Acid Reflux?"
Parody Written by:
Al Silver
The Lyrics
Do you have acid reflux?
Take Zymbonex today
A rare potential side effect may make straight people gay
Your prostate may get bloated
And make it hard to pee
There are reports of impotence
Though stiffness of the knee
You may obsess on suicide
Your stools may turn to blue
And jaundice make your eyes appear
To have a yellow hue
Oh if you are great with baby
Or will be, without fail
A lab mouse has reported
That your kid will have a tail
Odorous loud flatulence
Embarrassing diarrhea
You may have halitosis, too
And deafness in one ear
Yes, if you have acid reflux
Just see your doctor now
To write you a prescription –
By Zymbonex you will vow
Do you have acid reflux?
Do you have acid reflux?
Take Zymbonex today
A rare potential side effect may make straight people gay
Your prostate may get bloated
And make it hard to pee
There are reports of impotence
Though stiffness of the knee
You may obsess on suicide
Your stools may turn to blue
And jaundice make your eyes appear
To have a yellow hue
Oh if you are great with baby
Or will be, without fail
A lab mouse has reported
That your kid will have a tail
Odorous loud flatulence
Embarrassing diarrhea
You may have halitosis, too
And deafness in one ear
Yes, if you have acid reflux
Just see your doctor now
To write you a prescription –
By Zymbonex you will vow
Do you have acid reflux?
Do you have acid reflux?
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Uh oh, going to the doc today , I'm losing some hearing in my left one
Al - To avoid lawsuits (good luck with that in present day America), makers of prescription medicines must list all the potential side effects. When the voiceover drones on and on listing the interminable horrible possibilities, I cringe wondering "Why take this stuff?'. Also, if only a doctor can prescribe these medicines then why advertize at all? But I digress...good job once again. ;D
And it may kill you. What OMR said.
That stuff's strong enough to ferment bones. Security code: 7UP (no kidding)
Great job, Dude! This one really primed my proton pump!
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