(Boy meets girl,boy loses girl to a restraining order,but here's what I say)

When you break into her room
And sniff her bloomers
'Sthat amore?
When you film her while she naps
And when she takes a crap
'Sthat amore?

I will sing
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And I'll say "Che donna bella!"
What do you say?
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
Can I be your fella?

When you know her favorite songs
And collect all her thongs
'Sthat amore?
When you go to the hairdressers
And collect her leftovers,that must be love
When you go through her trashcans
And eat her uneaten flan, signore
'Scusami, but you see
I am so crazy,for your amore

(When you follow her to her school)
(Like a lovesick fool,that's amore)

'Sthat amore?

(When you put on her pants)
(And have fun with just one hand, that's amore)

'Sthat amore?

(I will sing)
(Ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(And say "Che ragazza bella!")
(Ragazza bella)
(I will pray)
(Tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay)
(And feed you mortadela)

Lucky fella

When I self-actualize
When imagining your thighs
'Sthat amore?(that's amore)
When I look into your face
And you respond with a mace,that's love
When I stare into your house
And you say "Back off,you louse!", signore
'Scusami, my fair Lilí
I'll feed you fusilli, that's amore