The verdict's in, we've seen the show.
So now we ask - "Where'd Casey go?'.


Say, has anyone seen - the Courtroom Drama Queen?
Where is Casey?
Since she got out of jail - the press stays on her trail.
Where is Casey?
Where's she found? She went underground.
Rumors still abound. There's no sound
From her lawyer.
On the lamb, won't go to the slam.
Catch her on a cam. All that glam
Will annoy her - or destroy her.

So just where did she go? Is she in O-hi-o?
Where is Casey?
Is the refuge she sought - on Geraldo's big yacht?
"No!" says he!
She's had offers galore and her lawyers want more.
They're not spacey.
So a fortune they'll rake! All the money they'll make
Off of Casey.


Was that her in L.A. that we saw yesterday?
Was that Casey? (That's her facey!)
Was she in N.Y.C. on a big shopping spree
Down ay Macy? (Something lacey!)
In Bayonne - or in San Antone -
Even Navarone? Hold the phone!
Jose's callin'! (That's Baez - the next Prez!)
So-and-so! He is gonna go
On another show - 'though we know
He's just stallin'. Man, that's gallin'!

Watch the "news" shows exploit ev'ry small worn-out point
Like Dick Tracy! (John Wayne Gacey!)
Pity poor Nancy Grace! She has lost lots of face
Publicly.
And the millions of fools who have acted like ghouls
Love it racy.
"Crime won't pay" wisdom says - but it will for Baez
Thanks to Casey.
(His acey!)
Thanks to Casey!