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Song Parodies -> "That's A Moron"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's A Moron"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Brain’s practically a useless thing
His mind it whirls but can’t think straight

Shoves a spoon in his eye
When he’s munching on Life
That’s A Moron

When some lipstick he finds
Just to make-up his mind
That’s a Moron

Tries to swing
On a clump of strings
In his hand he clings
And he screams just like Tarzan

Unused brain
He’s mostly insane
Thoughts go down the drain
Nerves are frayed he’s a dumbass

At the bar he plays pool
And wears swim trunks the fool
That’s a Moron

He stares at a juice crate
Cause it says “concentrate”
He’s quite dumb

He sits on the TV
And the couch he is watching
That’s stupid

Says “King me” full of glee playing Monopoly
That’s a Moron

He got locked in his ride
Cause he dropped keys outside
That’s a Moron

(What a Moron!)

He thinks when it is night
The sun turns out its light
That’s a Moron

(Such a Moron)

He’s a creep
Likes to chew on Peeps
Not because they’re cheap
But he thinks they’re nutritious

(They’re nutritious, So nutritious)

He’s so dense
Puts his M&Ms
By the Alphabet
Makes no sense he’s a bonehead

He’s so brain-dead

How he flunked a blood test
Is still anyone’s guess
That’s a Moron

(What a Moron)

Someone said “Take a seat”
Now his armchair’s missing
That dude’s dumb

He hopes for… pork and beans
The forecast… said that it would… be chilly

He received
Minus three
On his class S.A.Ts
That’s a Moron

(A Moron)

That’s a Moron!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Old Man Ribber - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Matthias - Well Duh! ;D
Wild Child JIN - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, at least someone won't need a 555 I.Q. in order to understand this song. ;-D Excellent work Matthias! :-) 5's
Blaydeman - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't get it........ Just Kidding! Good job Matty. You squeezed in as many dumb jokes as you could and for that I thank you.
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Subject had an IQ of 5...PARODY had an IQ of 555!!!!
Syncronos - April 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think I used to work with this guy...5s all across, man!
Agrimorfee - April 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The fabled acronym TMGLTM applies here, especially how you constructed them on the dreaded "Tingalingaling" sections.
bobpiecheese - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ironically, it takes great intelligence and skill to take a topic this tired and turn out something fantastic. Which is exactly what you did here, well done! 555!
Below Average Dave - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
It was good. . .I can say for recording purposes I see things that would need a little fine tuning, but nothing that can't be handled. . .I'm getting soooooooooo hungry reading all these That's Amore parodies, and Olive Garden is sounding really good for some reason. . .
Rex - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Peeps aren't nutritious? This one definitely needs an accompanying video.

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