-> "There's Ghouls Outside!!"
Original Song Title:
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Parody Song Title:
"There's Ghouls Outside!!"
I really can't stay
(Hey dummy, there’s ghouls outside)
I've got to get away
(Stupid! There’s ghouls outside!)
Those guys were my friends
(I’m hoping they don’t get in)
They’re very nice
(They’re zombies now, they're cold as ice)
I’d better try not to worry
(Idiot, what’s your story?)
I wonder if they’re here anymore
(Better get away from that door)
So maybe then, if I hurry…
(Hey, is your logic furry?!)
Well, maybe I should wait a bit more
(Good idea, come sit on the floor)
The people in town?
(People are dead out there)
Hey…what was that sound?
(They want to be fed out there)
I wish I knew how
(I’m betting they’re hungry now)
This all began
(They think we’re both just zombie chow)
I heard a scream “no, no, help me”
(Anything new you can tell me?)
I think that I can help if I try
(What's the sense in rushing to die?)
I really can't stay
(Oh, brother, don’t go out!)
both: Cause there are ghouls outside!
I simply must go
(But stupid, there’s ghouls outside)
And how do you know?
(Because there’s GHOULS outside!!)
Your shelter has been
(Oh please, don’t let them in)
Safe and secure
(We’re well protected, that’s for sure)
My family will be suspicious
(They pro’lly thought they’re delicious)
My father may be there at the door
(he’s another walker, for sure)
I think you’re too super-stitious
(No, I’m not. They are vicious)
But maybe I should wait a bit more
(‘Zactly like I told you before!)
I really must run
(But zombies remain out there)
So? Lend me a gun
(They’ll chew on your BRAIN out there!)
I don’t understand
(Hey, what is that on your hand?)
What? I feel fine
(Man, have you lost your f**king mind!?) –*cocks his shotgun*
That’s just a scratch from my kitten
(Back away, you’ve been bitten!)
You’d shoot me while I’m still in my prime?
(Only just a matter of time)
I really can’t sta- *BOOM!*
(I just blew his brains out…)
And there’s still ghouls outside…
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