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Song Parodies -> "Has Anybody Seen Belle's Muse?"

Original Song Title:

"Five Foot Two"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Has Anybody Seen Belle's Muse?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Just as I've saluted two of my amiright angels in parodies (Andria and Fiddlegirl), I now write one in honor of Belle (aka adagio). She is suffering from the desertion of her muse, a condition far worse than terminal writer's block. I hope this breaks the ice...and I don't fall in! ;D

When she's here - she brings cheer,
But she's wrote just one this year.
Has anybody seen Belle's muse?
What a pro! Miss the glow
Of our sweet "adagio"!
Her absence gives us all the blues.

For Old Man Ribber longs - for more songs
Fresh from her pen.
Check each day - then I say
"Guess I'll have to wait 'til then."

Long to see - parody
From our queen in Tennessee!
Has anybody seen Belle's muse?

(Instrumental break to bridge)

Her muse has gone astray - hopped away
Like the bull toads.
Took a long - va-ca-tion
Like the muse of Alvin Rhodes!

She'll be back - right on track,
For this stuff she has a knack.
Please help old Ribber find Belle's muse!

For you, Belle. And Christie Marie M. - your turn is coming! ;D

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 12

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

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Belle - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
You might have known I was waiting in the wings for this...thanks!! Btw, I brought a pie to smash in your face but didn't see an invitation to, but here it is anyway.......SPLAT!!!! (That means I like it) :)
Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanksgiving dinner early....thanks. ;D
alvin - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
no kidding...our muses must ran away together...great
John Barry - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
It's beyond comprehension how two morons could give this tribute 1s. Why?!
WarrenB - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe it's somwhere near Waldo?! And you know how much we have trouble finding him. Nice tribute, but I'm trying to figure out the 1's. Pretty callous on their part, but nice job on your part OMR>
P Pete - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't know Belle was adagio. fine tributing
555 musings - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
This tribute was awesome. The wienies who uno-bombed this must have Kim Jong Il as their muse. Lawdy, wouldn't it be nice if Razorblade Brunettes had a muse. Any muse. The security code was NFL. neat.
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the RB...really I do. I just don't know their songs. :)
Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Good tribute...

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