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Song Parodies -> "Not Amore (Second opinion)"

Original Song Title:

"That 's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Not Amore (Second opinion)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When the moon hits your eye
Your airplane is too high,
Cruise-a lower...

When the world seems to shine
Sounds like eye doctor time,
Make appointments...

If bells ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling
Like a ding dong inside us..
Don't despair, pull out all your hair,
Or fall off your chair,
Might be there, some Tinnitus..

When the stars make you drool
You may need new drool tool
Phone the drool guy..

When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet
You're just tall..

If you're lost in a dream
Try a GPS scheme,
Waste no worry..

'Cause you see, liter'lly
All's explained natur'lly,
Not Amore...

Plain to see, liter'lly
All's explained natur'lly
Not Amore...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Gaitano - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey-a signore' Farce this-a was-a good. Can a you make-a for me some amore-y? You got me right off the bat, I howled at this line:

"Cruise-a lower..."

This would make Dino proud. Attsa nice. I gotta the cinque's a come a fo youm.
Mark Scotti - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Ima singan dat funny songa, and ima fallen downa from da laugha's... Fivas
Andy Primus - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious & true
Old Man Ribber - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
"You're not sick, you're just in love"...or is it the other way around! lol VERY funny song!
Timmy1000 - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting - could be read many ways.
Patrick - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
On behalf of the Ayn Rand Objectivist fan club I salute your natural, scientific explanation for seemingly miraculous phenomena.
AFW - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Guy, Mark, Andy, OMR, Timmy, and Patrick
Unsentimental-girl - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
That's fabulous! 3 Dreamy 5s!!
alvin - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
literally giving you fives
AFW - August 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ug, and alvin

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